The Whole 'Being ElNarez' Thing, Pt. 2
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It's HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS, so we reviewed a film, AGAIN. Don't worry there's also comics in there but like, the big headline is I saw a film and I talked about it because it was kinda related to comics. SORRY! buttondown.com/humbleyourse...
The FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS (2025) Take
A Fantastic Four film? What will they think of next? A Fantastic FIVE film? The HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS take, PLUS: fancy premium comics, and the week's hottest stragglers!
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elnarez.bsky.social
the fact that so much of James Gunn's DC Studios works are about Tunes and Music and Bands is maybe his biggest gesture towards Grant Morrison, in this essay I will
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elnarez.bsky.social
#THETWEN2IE5 DAY FOURTEEN

Charli XCX featuring Billie Eilish
Guess featuring Billie Eilish (2024)
from brat and it's completely different but also still brat (2024)
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elnarez.bsky.social
watching vids of the 20th Anniversary Macintosh, that's how apple-pilled I am; I think PCs just made me forget that computers could actually be great
elnarez.bsky.social
The nation-state is an outdated idea and its institutions should be abolished by any means necessary for the betterment of humanity as a whole; this applies to the X-Men, for more, pay me
rphutch1975.bsky.social
What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷
elnarez.bsky.social
also yeah in the final accounting

brat and it's completely different > brat
elnarez.bsky.social
unless you're completely heartless, you've realized by now that brat is really an album about disassociating at the club; which is great! it's just not really bratty; this, on the other hand? oh this is as brat as it gets, with the assist from a certified brat and playful sexual tension throughout
elnarez.bsky.social
#THETWEN2IE5 DAY FOURTEEN

Charli XCX featuring Billie Eilish
Guess featuring Billie Eilish (2024)
from brat and it's completely different but also still brat (2024)
No additional point

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elnarez.bsky.social
the guy from wheatus turned 52 over the weekend: at what age do you think him singing "teenage dirtbag" is gonna stop getting funnier?
elnarez.bsky.social
you gotta admit it: Steve Jobs, that guy, he was wrong about many things but he was entirely correct about what a computer ought to be
elnarez.bsky.social
watching videos about the nextcube and it's tripping me up how much modern computing owes to this thing; besides how big and stupid it is and how underpowered everything is everything else about it has remained nearly as is; an imac today is just a nextcube with all the fat trimmed
elnarez.bsky.social
aaaah heck I realized I have two more Vampire V5 books I need (Gehenna War and In Memoriam)
elnarez.bsky.social
put my money where my mouth was regarding Bloodlines 2 (but I didn't get the edition with the DLC so you KNOW i'm still #thrifty)
elnarez.bsky.social
friendly reminder: Christopher Columbo was ITALIAN and he COULD NOT DRIVE so if u make fun of him it's BIPHOBIC
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elnarez.bsky.social
#THETWEN2IE5 DAY THIRTEEN

Kesha
Joyride (2024)
from Period (2025)
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elnarez.bsky.social
god the nobel prize in economics usually offends me but this one plain and simple pisses me off
elnarez.bsky.social
NOBEL PRIZE IN ECONOMICS AWARDED TO PHILIPPE AGHION FOR "EATING PAINT"
elnarez.bsky.social
the best way to understand my beef with economics as a field is to read *ANYTHING* about economics; fake science for dumb assholes, pure neoliberal ideology passing its doctrine as rational, fuck the Royal Bank of Sweden for imposing itself and pretending it's something that matters
elnarez.bsky.social
SEE THE CALLBACK WORKS BECAUSE THEY JUST AWARDED THE ECONOMICS PRIZE TO THE COMPLETE DIPSHIT THAT ADVISED MACRON ON HIS ECONOMIC POLICY AND DRAGGED FRANCE THROUGH AN INSTITUTIONAL CRISIS BALLOONING INTO AN ECONOMIC CRISIS
elnarez.bsky.social
BREAKING: OSLO, Norway -- Nobel Prize in Economics now as worthless as Nobel Peace Prize
elnarez.bsky.social
Slutty, triumphant and at least a little bit demented, Kesha takes a chopped-up accordion sample and builds a ludicrous song out of it where every other line is completely iconic, all delivered with either implacable swagger or the most camp dramatics imaginable, with the end result being pure joy
elnarez.bsky.social
#THETWEN2IE5 DAY THIRTEEN

Kesha
Joyride (2024)
from Period (2025)
No additional point

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elnarez.bsky.social
again: why is grenadine not an option in coke freestyle machines
elnarez.bsky.social
today in great ideas I had at the grocery store: they had instant fondue so I bought instant fondue and a nice loaf of bread
elnarez.bsky.social
looking at the pictures I think my favorite word balloon host is uh graham linehan