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Jonathan Sims (He/Him) - Multi award-winning writer & VA. Writer: Thirteen Storeys, Family Business, The Magnus Archives. VA: Slay the Princess, The Mechanisms, audiodramas. Games: MacGuffin & Co. Rep'd by Zoë Plant, The Bent Agency jonathan-sims.com

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Aysha @ Cancon @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 9d

Hello there! there is a new episode of All My Maidens coming soon, but in the meantime, a patreon! the podcast will continue to be free, but we're going to be uploading bonus episodes, starting with Bloodborne on Halloween, featuring the celebrated @jonnysims.bsky.social
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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · 11d

*skull

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · 17d

Carter "Trails" O'Slime

Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Sep 4

Sounds like you smurfed up real bad.

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MacGuffin & Co. @macguffinandco.bsky.social · Sep 2

NEW PATREON DROP!
This month we've put out a new adventure for Pitcrawler: DEPTHS OF THE BLOODY PITS. It's a gorey little romp full of foolish nobles, communist vampire and lots and lots of blood. Its also the first in a trilogy we're titling IDOL HANDS. Enjoy!

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New Pitcrawler Adventure - Depths of the Bloody Pits | MacGuffin & Co.

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Sep 1

Ghosts are everywhere if you know what to look for. And truly, is that not the most hallowed e'en of all?

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Sep 1

"Why must the youth fight against themself" (instead of exorcising all the ghosts)
"Government leaving the youth on the shelf" (of the mortuary where their ashes are kept, tethering them to the mortal realm and their unfinished two-tonight ska business)

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Sep 1

Sure, but two-tone does have those spooky vibes. I'll allow it. Also, there are real ghosts implied:
"Bands don't play no more" (because they're dead and ghosts now)
"Too much the fighting on the dance floor" (which has killed some people resulting in ghosts)
"People (and ghosts) getting angry"

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 27

Thats so lovely! My lawyers will be in touch regarding this flagrant infringment.

Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 25

Also, right at the beginning when the shooting starts and your 2020s shooter brain is telling you to find cover and the game's just like "Uh, I think you'll find you're Robocop. You ARE cover."

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 25

The jokes are also properly on point. The payphone drug dealer quest was the hardest I've laughed at a videogame in a minute.

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 14

Heya! Ups and downs but getting through - yourself? And I think it's one of the few horror movies that actually gets scarier if you've seen a lot of horror. There are rhythms you expect that just aren't there. Most non-horror friends I've showed it to liked it, but it didn't spook em like it does me

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 14

Yup! Herk Harvey's only other directing was industrial instruction films. Carnival is one of my all-time faves - I think it almost works so well *because* he's not done other feature directing - everything's so weird and disjointed and, well, wrong that it all feels a bit nightmarish.

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 8

And proper 90s comics guns as well - so many lumps and vents and extra greebles

Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 8

It was actually a "gritty" 80s action movie style strip, written by Mark Millar of all people (some of his earliest work and maybe the only comic of his I've ever fully enjoyed)

A page from the Sonic the Comic Streets of Rage adaptation.

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 8

There's a collection of scans uploaded here, if you want to have a read
grabber.zone/comics/sega-...
Its 90s British gag strip humour, so not all the jokes still hit (especially the ones about contemporary TV gameshows), but might provide a chuckle

Read Sonic the Comic: Sega Superstars Collection

Read all issues of Sonic the Comic: Sega Superstars Collection comics online for free with no ads on Grabber Zone. Various comic stories based on the SEGA IPs

grabber.zone

Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 8

Yeah, Sonic the Comic used to have loads of strips adapting Mega Drive/Genesis games (Golden Axe, Streets of Rage, Kid Chameleon, etc.) and one of them was Decap Attack, except it very quickly stopped having anything to do with the game and just became a silly Halloween joke strip.

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 8

There's a whole generation of British millenials like me who've never actually *played* Decap Attack, but love it because an (extremely loose) adaptation of it ran as a back-up comedy strip for years in the 1990s Sonic the Comic.

A page from the Decap Attack comic strip

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 6

From what I understand, its 30 books of build-up to this diorama. Which you can just look at in pictures (or in person if you go to Warhammer World)

The 1990 original diorama of the confrontation between Horus and the Emperor. They both look like squat little lumpy men.

An old White Dwarf page about the diorama, including the original fiction snippet that inspired it.

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Aug 4

Good mash is unsurpassed - carving out channels with your fork for optimum gravy flow.

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Jul 28

The secret is blood!

Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Jul 27

*openly weeping* but you don't understand... blood pudding is so delicious...

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Jul 22

*narrows eyes suspiciously*

...what brand of Worcestershire sauce you topping the beans and cheese with, your majesty?

Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Jul 18

Guess who's writing some prompts for a silly dungeon-crawl party game?

(It's me. I'm doing it.)

Peter Chiykowski @rockpapercynic.bsky.social · Jul 17

We're currently $1,000 from unlocking @muskratjohn.bsky.social's guest card in the booster pack for Dungeon Tryouts!

Help us add even more wacky adventurers to our D&D-inspired party game! www.kickstarter.com/projects/roc...

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Jonny Sims @jonnysims.bsky.social · Jul 14

Consider me, a hater, silenced.

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · Jul 14

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