Jon Hegglund
@jonhegglund.bsky.social
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Prof. of English, Washington State. Minor character in Baseball Prospectus extended universe. Yes, that is a moose in my backyard.
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jonhegglund.bsky.social
in 2021 (thank you pandemic?) my spouse was able to move from an underpaid university job to a remote position that paid almost double. shot right past my income. it was fucking great because turns out we're happier when we worry less about money
solomonmissouri.bsky.social
when your spouse is good at her job you supposed to be happy for them
jonhegglund.bsky.social
literature! and I'm one of the lucky few who has made a living at it (still less than my spouse though)
jonhegglund.bsky.social
interesting, the Lasso theory tracks timeline-wise, though I thought maybe it was a pandemic-related shift
jonhegglund.bsky.social
my lady makes more than I do and she should because I have a PhD (not the kind that makes money, sadly)
jonhegglund.bsky.social
when and why did the acknowledgment of small kindnesses shift from "appreciate it" to "appreciate you"?

I first noticed it a couple of years ago and now I feel it's the normative expression
jonhegglund.bsky.social
now, swinging at that third strike...
jonhegglund.bsky.social
it's natural self-preservation to get out of the way of a flying projectile, it's a learned (and potentially stupid) skill to let it hit you. I don't blame turang in the slightest
jonhegglund.bsky.social
if brewers beat treinen they are officially antifa's team
jonhegglund.bsky.social
I have many notes and sources for a longer project on boredom in narrative but haven't gotten my shit together yet
hellafitzgerald.bsky.social
it’s good when novels are huge and long and even occasionally boring, it’s fundamentally a durational form
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
jonhegglund.bsky.social
jeez I heard aronofsky made a baseball movie, looks crazy
jonhegglund.bsky.social
fuck, ice is too dumb and awful to not go after trick-or-treaters, aren't they
jonhegglund.bsky.social
that would never happen in the good ol' united sta--
jonhegglund.bsky.social
yes! terrible term! but what would its replacement be?
jonhegglund.bsky.social
oxford is now the fifth hill of pullman
jonhegglund.bsky.social
I mean, they might as well win the whole fucking thing
jonhegglund.bsky.social
so it *is* permissible for the seattle mariners to score runs in the playoffs. interesting
jonhegglund.bsky.social
any successful mass movement will have much so much cringe and we all need to accept and embrace it
jonhegglund.bsky.social
imagine a cross between blackberry and blueberry
jonhegglund.bsky.social
my old real-time insight was wrong. my new real-time insight is that this game is on a pace to never end
jonhegglund.bsky.social
Mariners on pace for a 27-18 victory

(this has been a google AI-powered real-time insight)