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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld

@jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app

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🇵🇸 butlerian jihad extremist lil orphan despot™️ mother goosy goose theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 6d

the piss de la creme of shitposting
the only server you need
plus me

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 41m

until an ai can feel pain and horniness it is not sentient and thus cannot consent it make art

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 44m

when pizas on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime

CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 5h

Psst:

A reminder for American writers: High tea is not fancier tea, it’s supper. It’s a more substantial meal with a main dish, rather than tea, biscuits, scones, little snack foods. And it’s high because it’s served on a high table — dining table height — not a low, tea or coffee table.

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 1h

tomorrow is columbus day so put out riuniti and mortadella or else christine flowers will write a shitty article about you in a delco rag

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 1h

wait

listserv is still around

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 1h

I COULD HAVE CHANGED THE TIMELINE

I COULD HAVE SAVED US ALL

IM SORRY

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 1h

give me 76k followers and ill give you an army

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 1h

i could have spat on joe manchin at walmart back in 2011

hes from my hometown and my dad and i ran into him at the soda aisle on new years eve

i almost spat on him but i didnt

sorry gang

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

tell that to my mom/grandma/great grandma/sister

gawd i hope my daughter is a normie

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

you want my grandma's beef stroganoff recipe

she got it while living in western pa with a bunch of eastern european/russian friends

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

wait a minute

what it you never had a dick and got the tism

what then rfk jr

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

Aww thanks

but zeppo would def tip waitstaff

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

but in all seriousness yes it was the four marx bros in the beginning

and those are the goated marx movies

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

like yeah he internalizes communism but he also plays sober and would not do shit like this

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

not the one i make in de

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

go birbs

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

seriously hes crashing out and making you look really bad

you deserve better
artist to artist

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

harry would fucking never omg

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

my fist are cheap and take insurance

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

absolute philly disgrace

way to dox yourself btw
you aint the only creeper in philly
but youre pretty close to me

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

i gotta car
i can get you

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

oooh

im 16 min or so from his hood

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

the system gave me a total of 4

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

theres one on the corner from my house

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

yes that's what i meant
not vore
he does eat odie in one episode

i got my fet terms mixed up

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 3h

fellow philly meet up and ... handle this mess?

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