John O’Farrell
@johnofarrell.bsky.social
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Author/comedy scriptwriter. Recent stuff: Just For One Day, the Live Aid Musical, Family Politics (novel), Chicken Run - Dawn of the Nugget, Mrs Doubtfire musical, We Are History (podcast).
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Every city should do this.
Meanwhile I shall continue to stare fixedly ahead whenever they hope to be let in during heavy traffic.
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Bertrand Russell to Oswald Mosley. Perfection.
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What would you do if you were totally free to live your best and biggest life?

Gender-based violence shapes women’s and girls’ lives in so many different ways - quietly limiting our freedoms and holding us back from following our dreams.
This is a very good read (as you would expect).

One stand up comic I know told me the Saudis were paying £600,000 to the top names. Which is more than I ever got on The News Quiz.
"Sometimes you have to ask yourself: How did I get here—sitting in Saudi Arabia, listening to Louis C.K. do jokes about Barely Legal magazine?"

I went to Riyadh to see the transformation of a country with the world's biggest cultural chequebook. Gift link:

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
How Many Comedians Does It Take to Change a Country?
What it’s like to watch Louis C.K. do stand-up in Saudi Arabia
www.theatlantic.com
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We have built a society in which people of different skin tones, religious backgrounds & cultures get along, share power, work alongside each other, procreate with each other, recognise the each other’s humanity and democratic rights. It is a STUNNING ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD HISTORIC PROPORTIONS.
I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter

Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
Pretty sure that one was 1987.
"For the Conservatives loved their country so much, they could almost spell it..."
Paddington is such a canny media manipulator - he knows this is great publicity for both of them.
Thanks - if you do come down let me know and I can get discounted tickets Tues-Friday.
I love the patronising arrogance of "the last time I checked" and then saying something 100% wrong.
"the last time I checked Northern Ireland was part of Canada."
no excuse for being this bad
We'll never forget where we were when we first heard the news.
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Here I am in 2020 in the flimsiest, most pitful PPE - like so many other NHS staff, some of whom died from the Covid they caught in their hospitals.

Tory peer Michelle Mone - who today lost her legal case & must repay the govt £122m - dares to claim she’s been ‘scapegoated’.

What, Michelle? 🧵
Rachel wearing very flimsy looking apron, mask and visor in NHS setting
'Volunteering' when it is not voluntary.
Fantastic performance tonight by the cast of Just For One Day - a real highlight of Magic at the Musicals - as they blew the roof off the Albert Hall*.

*Metaphorically. For real would be a shame.
Public Service Announcement for anyone with an allotment or vegetable patch.
Thanks, but none of us want a marrow.
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spokesperson for Sadiq Khan:

“We are not going to dignify his appalling and bigoted comments with a response.

“London is the greatest city in the world, safer than major US cities, and we’re delighted to welcome the record number of US citizens moving here.”
Trump to the UN: "I have to say, I look at London where you have a terrible mayor -- terrible terrible mayor -- and it's been so changed, so changed. Now they want to go to Sharia Law ... both their immigration and their suicidal energy ideas will be the death of Western Europe."
Thank you Donald Trump for resolving that terrible war between Cambodia and Armenia. Now can you bring about peace between Narnia and the Kingdom of Leather.
❗️Trump:We stopped the conflict between Cambodia and Armenia. It was just starting and it was a bad one.
If you are going to start playing deportation bingo, we could just as easily say 'You can't live in the UK if you have a foreign sounding surname and a non-British partner - Farage, pack your bags - you're out.'