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Joeyess

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The prevention of a religious monarchy is THE hill this godless heathen will die on. And you know, I don’t really want to die so I’ll be really pissed about that whole thing, so… yeah

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Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 4h

Today is October 15th, 2025….

And donald trump can eat a bag of salted dicks

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13h

“Kids”

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Ray @rayharry.bsky.social · 1d

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Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 20h

$40bil

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 21h

You know you’ve really fucked up when what you’ve been doing has caused the Episcopalians to wade in…

Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno… beating your girlfriend sounds pretty serious

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

Mookie thinks Google is a jabroni

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, okay, we’ll stop and cancel the event, pal….

robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

ALT: robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

media.tenor.com

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

Every week during The Big Clean, I collect all of his toys and place them in his Toy Chair/Sleep Station. Five minutes after the Big Clean, The Bestrewment begins

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Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

Today is October 14th, 2025…..

And donald trump can, in perpetuity, eat a bag of Buffalo dicks

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

Not all Republicans are racist, but all racist are most certainly Republicans

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

Is this motherfucker dead yet?

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

Not all Republicans are racist… but all racists are most certainly Republicans

Reg Pither @reg-pither.bsky.social · 1d

Well, rope my legs and call me dogie! Who would ever have thought?

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

This is the first step toward us being enslaved by some robot lawn mower in a corporate park

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Robots are learning to make human babies — Apple News Spotlight

At least 20 have already been born. Plus: meet the AI “actress” shaking Hollywood, the worst way to respond to a calendar invite, and more tech reads.

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Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

That fat fuck went over there and made a big show that he was a peacemaker… time magazine seriously gave him a win and the cover…. All of it was bullshit

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Gaza ceasefire outlook darkens as Israel delays aid and Hamas tightens grip — Reuters

Israel restricted aid into Gaza and kept the enclave's border shut on Tuesday while re-emergent Hamas fighters demonstrated their grip by executing men in the street, darkening the outlook for U.S. Pr...

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Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

All Graham has to do is beat her in a primary, then

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

This is going to be
as embarrassing for Time as was the Hitler cover in 1936

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 1d

How do you know that, fredo? How do you know your phantasm is real? And how do you know that your phantasm is god? And how do you know if there is a god?

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 2d

Says the Partisan Manufactured Thing

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 2d

How about

“Fuck Those Motherfuckers”?

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Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 2d

That describes them perfectly… from their racism to their crotch checking, to their segregated entertainment…

Fucking. Weirdos.

All of em

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 2d

F
Well, fuck him

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 2d

You’re welcome… now go ahead and put a condom over your head - don’t worry about breathing - because this next part requires you to fuck yourself up your ass

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 2d

That makes you a christofascist

Joeyess @joeyess.bsky.social · 2d

This is disrespectful to vaginas