Joeyess
@joeyess.bsky.social
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The prevention of a religious monarchy is THE hill this godless heathen will die on. And you know, I don’t really want to die so I’ll be really pissed about that whole thing, so… yeah
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Today is October 14th, 2025…..

And donald trump can, in perpetuity, eat a bag of Buffalo dicks
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Not all Republicans are racist, but all racist are most certainly Republicans
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Is this motherfucker dead yet?
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All Graham has to do is beat her in a primary, then
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This is going to be
as embarrassing for Time as was the Hitler cover in 1936
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How do you know that, fredo? How do you know your phantasm is real? And how do you know that your phantasm is god? And how do you know if there is a god?
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Says the Partisan Manufactured Thing
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How about

“Fuck Those Motherfuckers”?
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That describes them perfectly… from their racism to their crotch checking, to their segregated entertainment…

Fucking. Weirdos.

All of em
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You’re welcome… now go ahead and put a condom over your head - don’t worry about breathing - because this next part requires you to fuck yourself up your ass
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That makes you a christofascist
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This is disrespectful to vaginas
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Yes, it will be burning the moment they figure out how to open a matchbox… btw…. The klan is assembled, so they got that going for them
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What’s with the fakakta racing parts store?

Why not do this outside Four Seasons Landscaping?
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Yeah… that ain’t gonna last
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What the fuck are you people talking about, Conway?
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Is that fat motherfucker dead yet? No?
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Today is October 14th, 2025… and donald trump can shut the fuck up by eating a bag of salt & vinegar dicks
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Got an idea for you…

The Tackle That Turned The Tide
AKA

T.T.T.T.T.T

Or… wait for it….

The SixTees

e.g.

“Since the SixTees, Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs….”

You’re welcome
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Anyone have a transcript of this?