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Beel @beel.bsky.social · 2d

LBJ was the last president this concerned with "ball room".

Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 1d

What, the UK’s now faced with marauding bands of evangelical ‘youth pastors’? Sheesh.

Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 2d

In a proper army a half colonel posting this sort of mince would be treated to 'some quiet words of advice', and shortly thereafter would make his debut on Linkedin touting his leadership and management chops. Or would be announcing his run for a house seat somewhere in MAGAstan.

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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 6d

It's weird that a shoehorn is a tool that helps one thing slide smoothly inside another thing designed to hold it, without applying undue pressure, but shoehorning means awkwardly forcing one thing inside another where it doesn't really fit, in a way that may well cause damage

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 13d

Canadian devotees of the Robertson screw feeling quietly and politely smug.

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 13d

" ... Tod was born on March 26 1939 in Pune, India, where his father was serving with the Royal Engineers in Slim’s 14th “Forgotten” Army, who went on to fight the Japanese."

Errrr .... has someone forgotten 14th Army didn't actually exist in 1939?

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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 17d

Any discussion of traditional English food and identity that isn't grounded in eels is a lie. #TrueEelFacts

Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 17d

British racists are mere weeks away from a scurvy outbreak because citrus fruits are "fancy foreign muck"

A tweet from a poster called Jess Gill, who writes: "I've never had curry or a kebab and don't intend to. British food is the best. English breakfasts, Sunday roasts, fish and chips, pies, pasties, scones. Also our national dish isn't a chicken tikka masala. We only think that because a Labour MP said it decades ago to push multiculturalism"

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Dan Herbert @danherb10.bsky.social · 19d

Brexit means Brexit

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 19d

Might the phrase ‘team of experts’ be doing some heavy lifting there?

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 20d

Was he channelling Oddball ?

Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 22d

Name the pub - not the Rising Sun, surely?

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · 22d

Dunno about Fred, but his mother came out of a society with a HARD Christian culture which set a high bar on entry to Heaven, and who supposedly lived accordingly (narrator - they didn't). Maybe this is a faint echo of Mary MacLeod's words in the nursery.

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 26d

Even now a crack team of Scottish culinary scientists are racing against time to discover a way to deep fry it.

juux @juux.com · 26d

omg part deux

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 29d

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · Oct 4

Imagine being Fasson, Grazier or Brown.

Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · Sep 30

Chuck Schumer is like fighting ashore on D-Day armed with a lance. Whatever his backstory, he is now a pointless old man.

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · Sep 28

Combination of, wealthy family, early war, and death in a 'convenient' location ?

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · Sep 27

This makes me feel very old.

Mark Urban @markurban.bsky.social · Sep 27

Oh what’s this? A secret Cabinet Office file about my book Big Boys’ Rules?! I’ll be revealing what’s inside it in tomorrow’s Sunday Times

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Dutch_OsintGuy @dutchosintguy.bsky.social · Aug 22

New Blog: Most people doing #OSINT aren’t doing OSINT.
They’re just Googling with extra steps, screenshotting dashboards, and calling it “intelligence.”

That’s not tradecraft. That’s cosplay.

Let’s talk about what OSINT is not: www.dutchosintguy.com/post/stop-ca...

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · Sep 18

That’s a pretty high bar …

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · Sep 16

If you include 'Sigint ≠ Comint ≠ Sigint' and 'GC&CS ≠ Bletchley Park ≠ GC&CS' in your manifesto I'll join you atop that hill - aging knees allowing.

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · Sep 12

Shouldn’t one of your Indonesias have an an asterisk as being a military conflict?

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · Sep 2

Has anybody ever called ANY enquiry service that isn't experiencing unusually high call volumes?

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · Sep 2

Perhaps worth pointing out that 'historian' Ricky D Phillips also claims to have seen the Loch Ness Monster. www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3640696...

Author's incredible new Loch Ness Monster pic shows 'bird-like' creature

A RESPECTED military historian reckons he has captured an amazing new pic of Nessie. Ricky D Phillips took his astonishing snap last week and is convinced his sighting of a “bird-like” …

www.thescottishsun.co.uk

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Jock ‘Anonymous Low Level Loser’ Bruce @jockbruce.bsky.social · Sep 2

Indeedy.