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Corgis, Detroit sports, University of Michigan sports, watch too much tv.

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JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · Nov 17

👋🏼 My online pals call me JPF.
🐶 Have a corgi named Cannoli.
🏀 Love Detroit and University of Michigan sports.
🌶️ Love to cook new recipes, and post through it.
📺 I watch too much tv, enjoy bad tv, and against my better judgment, cannot quit #GH.
🔥 Defender of black licorice.

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JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 9h

Ye Olde Penis Flytrap prefers it……..😎………..Everlong.

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JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 9h

Ye Olde Penis Flytrap will now be my Foo Fighters cover band name.

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JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 10h

They might be! I haven’t done the research. Might learn more in the finale of this show.

JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 11h

I have one episode left to go. Jeremiah is the monster that ate the show. Everyone has to baby and coddle this gaslighting, tantrum-having, allergic to accountability manipulator. I clapped when his father cut him off, but then he became poor Denise’s problem. #TSITP

JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 11h

Lmao, it has been months, and it seems like she still doesn’t have a visa, and is an undocumented immigrant in Paris. And she bought a mega apartment…somehow. Oh lordt, this show. Will the finale end with French ICE deporting Belly? #TSITP

JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 4d

I think I have 3 eps remaining in this series, and I don’t know if I’m going to make it. I know Belly lives in Paris for a while, so I’m going to have to swallow that she can somehow afford housing and managed to get a visa. And seeing Jeremiah’s sniveling face might give me a brain bleed. #TSITP

JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 11h

It starts whenever you say it starts. 👏🏼

JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 18h

I’m also envisioning I, Tonya, but with Jeff Gilooley played by a horse. Just imagine the slow motion scream: “Nancy, watch out! There’s a horse behind you!”

JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 18h

I think Dune could have been better if Timothee Dune was played by a horse. Horsey would have fun riding through the spicy sand, and organizing the planetary “Dune Your Ex” festival.

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JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 1d

I wish.

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JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 1d

I love this with every ounce of my being.

JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 1d

Jimi Hendrix’s version of “All Along the Watchtower” is way better than Bob Dylan’s. I said what I said.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 1d

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

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Roto_BOOOOOOdor @rototudor.bsky.social · 1d

Leslie Nielsen mistaken as Enrico palazzo in the original Naked Gun movie

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JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 1d

It’s so stupid and frustrating.

JPF 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 1d

I went to bed with like a minute on the clock, when the game was functionally over, and missed Branch being a jackass. Good lord. Cool cool, great that the team will be minus more defense. 💀

👻 Boo!-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 2d

You know, I've worried a lot about Jamo being the knucklehead who needs to stop doing silly things, and it turns out it's the Bama guy on the other side of the ball that should have been my concern.

Come on BB!