Andrea
@jkpolk.bsky.social
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Amateur potter, amateur photographer, professional cat lady and weirdo. TMBG dork. She/her. Connecticut.
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Week 32: Autumn

Vague-ass theme because yes I’m running out of ideas without repeating prior ones. 😆
A woman in glasses (me) taking a selfie in an office bathroom mirror. She’s wearing a white boatneck shirt, a dark brown cardigan, dark brown corduroy skirt with a floral/leafy print on it, and tall brown boots. A woman in glasses (me) taking a selfie in an office bathroom mirror. She’s wearing an orange sweater and orangey yellowy brown pants A woman in glasses (me) taking a selfie in an office bathroom mirror. she’s wearing a black cardigan over a knee length dress with an abstract acorn pattern on it, and tall brown boots.
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No one in my group chat says “I love Hitler” and I don’t hear people in the locker room saying “grab her by the p*ssy” maybe we’re not overreacting what if you’re just a POS.
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imo if your workplace culture is such that employees feel comfortable displaying swastikas in their cubicles then the swastika-displaying employee is somehow not actually the biggest problem
jkpolk.bsky.social
Haha I was expecting a smartass answer but more in the vein of calling Jim furry 😆
jkpolk.bsky.social
Somebody furry thinks they have the right to barnacle on me after waking me up at 4:30am and screaming for a half hour
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Don’t scrape it off!
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They truly are. I want that robot to be my BFF
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Just 100% bad faith 100% of the time
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Picked up some of my finished pieces - a set of figurine luminaries- at my pottery class last night. I’m so so happy with how they turned out! May have to make some more for the holiday sale in early December.
A luminary shaped like a deer. Buff clay, Blue Black glaze. A luminary shaped like a moose. Buff clay, Panama Red glaze (turns green in the electric kiln) A luminary shaped like a robot. Buff clay, Blue Amber (adulterated Honey Amber) glaze. His ”hair” is high temp wire. The tree luminaries lit last night. I had intended for the robot’s eyes to serve as holes, but sadly, it didn’t work out so well and one of the eyes got glazed shut.
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wrappin-osborne.bsky.social
The perfect mug for the insanity of the world! ;) Snag yours today! #ceramics #ceramicart #ceramicmug #middlefinger #skeleton #engobe #screenprint #artist #handmadepottery #handthrownceramics #halloweenvibes #spooky #spookyseason #halloween
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Love that carved cup
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1/ Hand-building and glaze-making 2-in-1. These two were waiting for glazing for months. I was really afraid of ruining the forms with some random glazes, and so we waited.

#pottery #handbuilding #glazemaking #potteryglaze
Two vases. The closer one in focus is green with tiny protruding balls and vase top off-center, reminiscent of a cactus. The further one, slightly out of focus is blue, gold, and white and in a shape of a pitcher. A vase that is blue, gold, and white and in a shape of a pitcher.
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badfriendclub.bsky.social
This one came out pretty nice, it was fired in reduction. The other will have a more complex color scheme and fire in oxidation in a week or so.
Brown fired bottle shaped vase with a darker brown chevron pattern around the upper half
jkpolk.bsky.social
You could always get a bag clip and save them for later when you’re feeling a little dickish
jkpolk.bsky.social
I think a bag is like 15-20 dicks and a plethora is probably like 10
jkpolk.bsky.social
All ladder content, all the time
Screen shot of two posts on my feed, one mentioning a ladder stitch and the other mentioning the movie Jacob’s ladder
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One of her names used to be Barnacles (pronounced bar-nuh-cleez) like Heracles
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It does not take long to acquire a barnacle when I come home from work and try to nap
A woman in glasses laying in bed under blankets, with a small tortie cat planted on one of her shoulders
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@talcotts.bsky.social I have a new friend for you
thalasseus.bsky.social
reverse seasonal affect disorder where I get a hit of dopamine from cold stormy weather
jkpolk.bsky.social
Well I’m shocked! I’ve never felt I had the patience to put in effort/practice to be halfway good at anything. Plus I’ve always felt I lacked the right kind of creative mind to Make Things.

But to me pottery is mostly physics and that works for me. :)
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eliyudin.com
between g-fuel and protein powder it turns out the young male right-wing movement might just be lead poisoning
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org