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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 4h

Excited to be parasocial. It's important that you don't know me, because then it would just be social.

Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 10h

It's Warlock Fall.

Its Warlock Fall #funnysong #wizard #brat

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 1d

Well I was a little annoyed to learn that USMNT was a sports thing and not United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 3d

I ain't no follow back girl.

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 5d

This man hates Maggie Wheeler impressions more than anyone who has ever lived.

Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 5d

Do you know how bad it has to suck to just stand there for 10 hours wearing gear and doing nothing? This is like working security at DragonCon.

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 6d

There was a second, more secret ingredient missing. We don't know what, because no one made a movie about it.

Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 6d

I did not expect to like that show as much as I did. It goes to some really wild places later on, but I loved the first season.

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 8d

We are NOT letting them ruin October.

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 8d

Cops lie like someone who understands how things work well enough to lie about them.

These guys lie like guys who don't understand how anything works and therefore assume you don't either.

Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 8d

"Let's all go around in a circle and say where we were radicalized and by who and how much we got paid! Sharing our salaries helps hold our financial backers accountable!"

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 8d

"We call it rotten frosting. It's our favorite food."

Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 8d

How do you do, fellow Marxists-Leninists?

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 9d

"Please stop seething at that guy. GoonCon is supposed to be a happy place."

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 9d

I actually know another pornography historian and I bet they fucking hate each other.

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love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 9d

give greta thunberg a gundam

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 9d

Chungus Offer is the new Call To Action.

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 9d

First of all, you could just tag me directly.

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 11d

I'm actually not sure people will read that as a headline joke since "Headlines" are just now full sentences like anime titles, here in the era of great collapse.

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 11d

Wealth Lifestyle Publication Advances Anti-Worker Agenda, Surprising No One

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 25d

I accidentally killed Delaan Winterhound in tonight's D&D session and I feel disgusting.

a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door

Alt: a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door and crying

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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · Aug 10

I know exactly who needs to hear this, but we are aware of The Horrors

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · Aug 9

@dirgemagazine.com look at these!

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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · Jun 9

People say this to wizards all the time.

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The Zack(s) of the Killer Handlen @zhandlen.bsky.social · Jun 8

i don't give a flying fuck if Bluesky is an "echo chamber." i'm on here to shitpost and be self-absorbed and weird, not to earn a Boy Scout badge for "most meritorious use of social media" or whatever the hell these goofballs are on about.

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