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static klinger @jessespector.com · Aug 29

i wrote a few weeks ago about every mlb team’s home run record, thanks to pete alonso surpassing darryl strawberry with the mets

with nfl season coming, i looked up all 32 team touchdown records… only one is gonna fall this year

Each NFL Team's Touchdown King

This is an obvious spinoff to the last post here, Each MLB Team's Home Run King , so before we dive into football, a minor correction... Pet...

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

the giants. the eagles. reagan. gorbachev. iceland. it’s the nfl on cbs, 1986

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stallions forever

static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h

someone is forgetting that the blue jays have won a world series more recently than a canadian team won the stanley cup

probably not norm but someone and i am here to remind them because it’s funny as hell

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 3h

The Mariners aren’t the first Americans to walk into Canada and beat them at their own game.

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h

you’re not my boss

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how bad of an actor is cj stroud that the read of “grilled cheese cheeseburger” that’s in the commercial is the best they got?

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if all of human civilization was eliminated right now, the seattle mariners would have to be considered the 2025 world champions

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

i probably shouldn’t have said it so…

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

god i hope john smoltz is in the epstein files

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also, how that hall of fame game ended

A.J. Trapasso -34 Yard Run, Tackled In Own End Zone
4 plays, -46 yards, 1:51

static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

exactly, the league shouldn’t be allowing this but y’know

static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

i like both of these color jerseys but i don’t like both teams wearing them? someone should be in white or gray. i think it should be jays in white and mariners in teal, and the mariners’ navy jerseys should be donated to charity

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

toronto always sends their best

static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

78¢ off with a like babyyyyyyyy

static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

according to me typing “bryce” into sports-reference search bars, there were seven bryces in mlb this year, and there are three bryces in the nfl, one bryce in the nba, and no bryces in the nhl since 2022, truly it’s baseball where the bryce is right

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congratulations to taylor and to penn state

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 17h

Taylor Swift will make an exclusive announcement on GMA (Good Morning America) tomorrow, October 13th

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a manicurist for babies

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 5h

james dolan, despite not winning a cup, has been one of the nhl’s better owners. even weirdo billionaire assholes can be layered characters

static klinger @jessespector.com · 5h

my kid has spent the entire day watching secret base videos and is asking me questions about dave stieb, feels like i’ve done something right

static klinger @jessespector.com · 5h

truly this man needs to be in more “worst owner in sports” conversations

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you can see that one crazy winning streak

static klinger @jessespector.com · 6h

i will call denny hamlin as a witness. he knows i shouldn’t be rooting for him

static klinger @jessespector.com · 6h

rooting for denny hamlin to win the championship while actively suing nascar

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 6h

august 23 is funny nose glasses night in my heart

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 6h

i bet you could convince him to do it by saying it’s the inside track to alabama when deboer gets canned, and he’d actually do really well in a job with no pressure

Duquesne stan (?-2024) @yikyak.bsky.social · 7h

UAB coach James franklin

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 7h

waterways in nyc…
- hell gate
- kill van kull
- spuyten duyvil creek

…and in the water, north brother island and south brother island