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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub

@jesseraub.bsky.social

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writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places. I also have a newsletter: https://linktr.ee/jesseraub

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · Nov 10

okay, here's thread of links to all my published pieces:

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 3h

lembas just tortillas

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 4h

i’m a few behind, and gotta catch up

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 4h

this is one of my favorite posts of all time

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 26

DELUDED SPORTS JOURNALISTS: The 76ers have a big run in them. If Joel Embiid stays healthy they are a championship team on paper.

GOD:

Ad for 7up's new Shirley Temple flavor with two green hands offering them out

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 6h

yessir that’s another mark for “Do you see me doing Thrillseeker liquor store holdups with a Born to Lose tattoo on my chest?” thank you sir

Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 6h

going door to door with a clipboard asking everyone who answers what their favorite neil mccauley quote is

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 6h

v v cool

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 2d

did we not know about geckos until 1994. why was everything geckos when i was growing up

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 6h

very sweet, in a slightly menacing way

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 6h

god bless the bandwagon

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 6h

if i know anything about the milwaukee brewers it’s that nothing can stop this team from winning games on walk off single run homers

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 9h

i can't quite make it out but i beleive that is the very hilarious clare o'kane

Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 9h

masking very likely saved my life through the deadliest part of the COVID pandemic and it's good to mask if you're sick or worried about being sick and it's good that places can declare themselves as mandatory mask zones. but some people on here need to get a life

Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 10h

one of the fun things about masking discourse is watching non-disabled people argue endlessly about what's best for *me*

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 10h

aw, c'mon

Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 10h

aw c'mon

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 10h

hey wait that's what i was gonna say

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Politico @politico.com · 13h

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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macnult @macnult.com · Feb 13

come thru bro i’ve got an alien smoking weed and listening to Bitches Brew by Miles Davis. i’m snapping my fingers out of time lol i think it’s having a panic attack

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 1d

so there i am, minding my own business, three tons of Woke packed tight in the trailer. all of a sudden i see flashing lights in my rear view. nuh uh, not today

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 17h

i don't know what it means, or what the joke is either

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 17h

fell asleep about five times trying to write this joke in bed and dropped my phone on my face twice

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 18h

the bad news is that this political theory film essay is now 3500 words. the good news is that you don't have to read it.

Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 1d

so there i am, minding my own business, three tons of Woke packed tight in the trailer. all of a sudden i see flashing lights in my rear view. nuh uh, not today

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 1d

that lady’s grandkids are gonna be going to Yale off that line read

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