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Jesse Kubanet

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Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · Nov 30

Gossip you aren’t sure about

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 3d

I get paid 7 figures a year to come up with this shit. Some stuff I have cooking up for you to look forward to: Amazon Prime changing to Amazon Plus. Paramount Plus changing to Paramount Now. HBO Max changing to just HBO. I fucking hate all of you and I will never stop.

Headline about Apple TV+ changing to Apple TV.

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you @pointsincase.com for posting this silly one www.pointsincase.com/lists/the-hi...

The Hinge Profile of a World War I Soldier

Let’s make sure we’re on the same page about---The fact that I do NOT have trench foot.

www.pointsincase.com

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7d

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 8d

@cjzero.bsky.social idk if you’ve seen it but there’s an excellent moment in the Nashville 911 trailer where a dude on a Segway gets sucked into the sky by a twister

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 8d

Can I offer anyone a Knife Bag in these trying times?

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 8d

I found some on Ebay...might be handing out to several friends for Christmas. Thank you for blessing the timeline!

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 8d

If you recently bought this, I beg of you, where did you get this

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 8d

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 10d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 8d

My first piece for @pointsincase.com is live! www.pointsincase.com/articles/rit...

Rite Aid Closed All Its Stores, But I’m Still in the Bathroom

I’m still in here. Waving my arms at the bathroom motion sensors to keep the lights on.

www.pointsincase.com

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The Onion @theonion.com · 9d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

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The Onion @theonion.com · 9d

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/

Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career

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Points in Case @pointsincase.com · 10d

Zapruder Thesis Film (1928): Zapruder receives D minus. Teacher calls it the biggest disaster he’s ever seen captured on film.

Zapruder’s Filmography

Zapruder Thesis Film (1928): Zapruder receives D minus. Teacher calls it the biggest disaster he’s ever seen captured on film.

www.pointsincase.com

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 10d

No one has ever had a worse weekend than Mark Sanchez

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 11d

I’ve never once clicked on comments and thought “I’m glad I did that! I learned a lot!”

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 12d

#Dodgers

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 12d

I’m at the point in packing for a move where the boxes are getting weird. Air Fryer + Seinfeld Monopoly? Sure.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12d

Solidarity, brothers and sisters

jay
@jayythewave
bro wake up penguin strike 😭

(quote post)

King Sukuna
@King_Sukunaaa . Oct 2
An aquarium in Japan has changed the diet of its penguins and otters due to rising costs, and the animals are refusing to eat the cheaper fish

(image of hand of keeper with fish extended and penguin turning away)

10:10 AM . Oct 3, 2025

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 16d

Ever channel should break in live for Shohei Ohtani batting/pitching like it’s the OJ Chase

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 16d

This is painfully good

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 16d

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16d

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 17d

I was just trying to have a sandwich and a nice read on my lunch break you didn’t have to go so hard

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 17d

I got completely sucked into this story by @iamchrisscott.bsky.social so good!

Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 22d

I have a new horror story about an airplane up at Marrow Magazine. Safe travels --> marrowmagazine.com/the-last-fli...

The Last Flight – marrow magazine

marrowmagazine.com

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 17d

This is incredible!

Jesse Kubanet @jessekubanet.bsky.social · 17d

Teenagers walking in a group and one has headphones on. What is that? I don’t understand

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19d

Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower

Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower