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Jen d’Arc

Jen d’Arc

@jenonymous.bsky.social

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Mostly interested in capital markets, rule of law, and democracy. Lawyer, traveler, mother, troublemaker.

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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · Nov 11

Any FinTwit refugees have good recommendations for how to invest going forward if securities regulations won’t be enforced and federal spending is going to be primarily directed towards friends of the kleptocracy?
Obvious answer: the two pro-kleptocracy stocks (on a tear), but I can’t support them.

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 1h

He knows he doesn’t have long left on earth, can’t afford the extra delays for a proper grift.

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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Unfortunately, most of the people in his circle value their relationship with Putin (or Xi) more than their boss’s delusional dream of acquiring the Peace Prize.

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

That is quite a post-suspicious-CFO-exit jump!

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

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Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

North Korea will do it even cheaper and I know a guy who can get us a sanctions exemption…

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Have not seen or even seen anybody refer to it before this. I, for one, am willing to indulge her desire to express her feelings to the idiot hecklers who choose to harass her instead of the people currently (or even formerly!) enabling Netanyahu.

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

That’s how you know you truly belong here.

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

(For those who can’t/wont read, that’s not what is being proposed here, or at least, not what’s being reported in the FT, which appears to be some type of shady quid pro quo swaps to avoid Constitutional limits and Congressional oversight, charmingly referred to by the DoD as “budget constraints.”)

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

But I’d argue the AI video of Trump defecating all over America might be too on the nose.

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Do you think they’ll be able to lever our military bases to the gills and then use the debt to cut themselves management fees?

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

There’s plenty of reasons to want someone tougher than Buttegieg, but even he isn’t would not allow private equity tycoons to get their hands on our weapons arsenals at pennies on the dollar.

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Why borrow at 4% long term when we can get floating rate loans starting at 15% secured by our weapons arsenals and land!?

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Anybody know which “large family offices” got picked to pillage our military assets for personal profit alongside the PE giants? I have some guesses….

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

WTF, why would we want private equity involved in funding our military?

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 3h

Quite the metaphor.

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vantazach @vantazach.bsky.social · 5h

our DOJ, folks

Michael Scott declaring "Off Record!"

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

Sounds like inspiration to get back below an 8min mile, to dramatically increase your chances of escaping ICE in case they try to kidnap you off the street.

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah, I’m not endorsing it for any age (or interested myself) just wondering if we’re going to see a public health crisis of club drugs sending boomers to the ER, further straining Medicare budgets.

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

Reminds me of the most recent episode of South Park.

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

At what age does it become more dangerous to do a lot of recreational stimulants?

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

If the Russians have their own Epstein operations (complete with training academy!) it would explain a lot about the hard right pivot of the tech bro jagoffs.

Jen d’Arc @jenonymous.bsky.social · 7h

Trump didn’t say *which* drug prices he planned to reduce by 500%… we all just assumed he meant prescription medications, and that’s on us.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 8h

“The president’s clueless hacks keep accidentally sending sensitive information to reporters” is a lot funnier when the president’s clueless hacks aren’t simultaneously jailing the president’s enemies and reducing the Constitution to a burnt cinder