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Twin Cities. Tired mom. Retired food blogger with a newsletter. Watch me do a V-Lookup. The hottest girl in this CVS buying Gas-X. I hate Ted Cruz. https://www.patreon.com/jenieats

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1h

Growing up, one of my favorite memories was on Halloween where our school librarian dressed up like a witch and read us spooky stories in the dark in her decked out office. I don’t think they let them do that anymore 😭

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1h

Something fun is despite my best efforts to clip my puppy’s nails right away, he’s decided he’s not having it so I took him to the vet.

Where he proceeded to howl, pee, and express his own anal glands all over, so now I have to medicate him first 🤣

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3h

I might sound like an old man yelling at the sky but my god do I hate ordering drinks at a kiosk.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1d

Good perspective

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Indigiqueer Hummingbird ~*For Good*~ @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 1d

You know what I've been doing lately that's even better than touching grass?

Crunching leaves. 🍂🍁

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

Good tip! Sounds like a tasty lunch

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

Also their Halloween meat/seafood cases are 10/10

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 2d

I am LOSING my MIND

sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 2d

the ketchup banchan is fucking destroying me

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

The Halloween Oreos are top tier - better than the regular ones.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

Kowalski’s isn’t cheap, but they have a hot lunch plate that includes a 1/4 rotisserie chicken, two sides and a dinner roll for $9.99 and that seems like a decent value these days.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

😂

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

🤣 that’s a steal!

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

I know it’s been 15 years, but I can’t believe we used to throw some foil around ourselves and collect our free Halloween Chipotle Burrito and now they’re charging $6😭

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

How would George Costanza handle an RTO?

If everyone is on about four hours of Teams calls a day, and I come in for some of the day, they will just know they saw me at some point during the day 😂

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

Hahaha I should be the least annoyed since I live five minutes away

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

Welp, I could smell that RTO announcement from a mile away

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

Saw someone post that women shouldn’t complain when their husbands don’t pick up their dirty socks because someday we’ll miss them lol.

No, you can expect your spouse to pick up their shit.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 5d

Maplewood Mall is always a party. Right now they have a bunch of free bounce houses set up in the first level.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 6d

Was talking my friend about Botox. She said she thinks it’s important for people at work to see her authentic facial expressions and I said it’s probably better that my coworkers don’t.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 7d

Fuck yeah the Tous les Jours in Maplewood opened

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 7d

Something about me, I hate smoked drinks. I have felt irrationally irritated when a drink arrives dramatically in a glass dome filled with smoke, just not my thing 😂

Just give me the non dramatic manhattan

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 7d

OMG

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 7d

That was the funniest damn thing I’ve read this week. The part about the “beep beep beep” lol.

Haven’t been there!

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 7d

Speaking of horny food, a long time ago I took a picture of this drink I found on a Southern MN menu because it cracked me up. Can you imagine ordering this out loud?! Lol

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 7d

Speaking of honest food talk- I love my @heavytable.com Friday newsletter especially when it starts a sushi restaurant review with, “It’s the year 2025; do we, as a society, still need a Double D roll? Or a “Screaming ‘O’” roll?

😂

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