Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er)
@jekeep.bsky.social
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Working class (USA Today/Wall Street Journal) bestselling author! Numerous Amazon All-Star winner. Husband of the cooler @jmkeep.bsky.social! cPTSD, love, disability & Union talk. Newfoundlander. I block anyone defending "genAI". #Horror #Romancelandia
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Probably my favourite work of ours. And it's spawned a dozen more followups in my mind I need to finish writing out!
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"Edgy and twisted, Natural Born Sinners is a gripping gothic occult fiction novel, with splashes of cosmic horror and dark romance."

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🌶️🔥💙📚 #whychooseromance #darkromance #horrorromance
The Cover for Natural Born Sinners by J.M. Keep features a rendered image of a gothic woman on a motorcycle.
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Someone has to get to the bottom of this!
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Yeah, we're very flexible, and sometimes vibes based. Sometimes it just feels good to handwrite the ideas down in a notebook! I try to let myself be guided by emotion more than reason when it comes to writing.
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Get yourself a boyfriend who can help you with your math homework when you're 16, and then when you're 41, you can get your husband to help you with the math for your video game economy spreadsheet.
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Had sudden story inspo, so went and hammered out an introductory chapter so I could capture the vibe while it was fresh in mind. #AmWriting
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Alert: Your KDP Account

#indieauthor #amwriting #author
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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Main character to his wife:

"You wanna give up? You want to sit here and die? If so, tell me. Because I will sit here and die with you."

*Sniffle*
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Watching "The Crazies", which I remembered liking:

Main character to another man: "Tell you what, you don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife, and I won't ask you why you can."

Okay yeah, I remember why I liked this movie so much. The rare good movie husband.
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AI is the aesthetic of fascism so upon seeing slop they thought "that's ours"
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dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”
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Always thought we watched the original Ju-On, but no, we'd never seen The Curse 1 & 2! They were straight-to-video low budget releases. But you can see the solid foundation, well done for it's budget.

The best of the series remains "Origins". It was so chilling, it slips into my thoughts regularly.
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My favourite are the gym dudes who insisted on telling me not to use a certain protein shake because it's got feminizing soy! Use THIS one instead! And it also has soy.
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I can't keep track of whether the alt-right decided that steak should be cooked to utter shit, or totally raw. But never anything in between it seems.
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Most of my friendships in life have been with girls/women, so it's always odd to me when people struggle with platonic relationships between men and women.
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Yeah exactly. Just screams of being afraid of someone having the werewithall to contrast you to others.
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Guys obsessed with virgins literally have the most intense "small dick energy" imaginable.
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I say "just", but that's not to imply it's simple or easy. I drank far too much for a while, needing to drink every day to get through. And then I got therapy for CSA, and gave it up.
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Finally dropping a giveaway to celebrate all the support Ive been receiving since I migrate from X to here!! Tysmm everyone!!

To participate is pretty simple, just have to follow the rules and the prize is a custom design made by me!
Deadline is November, 15th.
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So tiresome.

Most of what we call addiction just seems to be people struggling with trauma or other serious personal issues, and the thing they're obsessing over is just a symptom, not the cause, anyhow.
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Byrne is a fabulous actor too! Always enjoy seeing him in films.
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I'd say Gabriel Byrne was a better father than a husband, but no, he was a good guy, who did the best with the circumstances he had!
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One of the most true 'trashy if you're poor, classy if you're rich' things is being eccentric.
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Yeah but I TRY to be a good writer.
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Right?! I can only think of one other horror movie off the top of my head where the guy is a good husband/boyfriend. The other being "Alison's Birthday", which is from the 70s iirc?