blaine
@jblainefoster.bsky.social
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jblainefoster.bsky.social
he “corrected” me that LAMA stands for long-acting muscarinic ~agonist and I didn’t argue 😅
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(asthma vs COPD pathology and treatment, I just did a clinical specialty rotation on it)
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day 3 of ICU rounds: the pulmonologist asked me about something I know
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carverredacted.bsky.social
I still need help and I accidentally bought the wrong bandaging for my wounds again. Walmart has a $35 delivery minimum to get tape to attach what I have to my skin. Cash app or paypal is what would work best right now.

cash.app/$CAugustMcMu...

PayPal.me/AugustMcMullen
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errant-signal.com
Even putting aside the fact that AI can't do this and will never be able to do this

Who would *want* this? Who wants a bespoke personal TV show? That they can't meaningfully engage anyone else with? That no human had a hand in crafting? You might as well tell someone about a cool dream you had.
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carverredacted.bsky.social
Well I just got the news that I need to go back to my primary care as soon as possible so I have an appointment on Friday morning. No updated screenshots because I'm so tired but I still need help.

venmo.com/code?user_id...

cash.app/$CAugustMcMu...

PayPal.me/AugustMcMullen
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internethippo.bsky.social
Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means
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VERY funny to end up on the same rotation as my PCP this week though
jblainefoster.bsky.social
I mean she was like “it acts on the RASS system” and I was like “synthetic vasopressin” but neither of us were like “a dose-dependent increase in cAMP, increasing the permeability of free water in the collecting duct, thereby…”
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me 🤝 my PCP

forgetting desmopressin’s MOA on ICU rounds
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carverredacted.bsky.social
I know I need a lot of help, but this is just a reminder that I have no money, a phone that barely functions, and I'm very sick. Plus I'm trapped in Utah. For honesty here is what my accounts look like.

venmo.com/code?user_id...

cash.app/$CAugustMcMu...

PayPal.me/AugustMcMullen
A negative wells fargo account with a balance of -$388.82 A PayPal balance of $0.00 A Cash app account with $105.00 owed and $0.00 in the account but it's not due yet. A Venmo Account that needs restored. The balance written in red is -$76.06
jblainefoster.bsky.social
vitally important we get Ghost’s phone turned on so he can communicate with his PCP about some new health problems
carverredacted.bsky.social
At the moment I need help dealing with the overdrafts, $32 to turn my phone on, money for paratransit fare, possibly purchasing a medication I need that Medicare/Medicaid refused to cover. I also need cleaning supplies for my apartment and more quarters to do more laundry.
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carverredacted.bsky.social
At the moment I need help dealing with the overdrafts, $32 to turn my phone on, money for paratransit fare, possibly purchasing a medication I need that Medicare/Medicaid refused to cover. I also need cleaning supplies for my apartment and more quarters to do more laundry.
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carverredacted.bsky.social
So like I'm not lying about being sick and I'm not lying about being disabled but the issue with the social security office can only be fixed in person for some reason and I am too sick to go. Luckily my medical needs are mostly covered at the moment. But I need some other things.
jblainefoster.bsky.social
local man who had to run in Battle River-Crowfoot wants to “restore the merit principle”
Pierre Poilievre quote-tweeting an anti-DEI petition with “Sign here. End DEI. Restore the merit principle.”
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(she’s nine years old! she’s in fourth grade!)
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this picture is from AFTER SHE WAS BORN btw
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she thinks I don’t know
Femme me with silver hair, dark eyeshadow, black lipstick, a gold choker, a fake spiky orbital conch piercing, and a black shirt.
jblainefoster.bsky.social
she chose the “indigo night” school picture backdrop, whatever she wears has to have enough color to actually be visible
jblainefoster.bsky.social
if I'd planned ahead a little I would have selected a truly preppy outfit and then we could have compromised on this outfit but Levi was already in bed in their shared room
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she will not wear it specifically because I picked it
jblainefoster.bsky.social
the outfit is a dark green long sleeved shirt and a pair of dark wash baggy blue jeans, it's the elusive venn diagram overlap between preppy and grunge I promise
jblainefoster.bsky.social
she got black Doc Martens for her birthday (from Ross so like $30), I'm sure I Just Don't Get It Because I'm So Uncool though
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Me: "Okay so you have a style I would describe as 'grunge,' and it's very cool and it's very you, but for school picture day tomorrow you have to wear this outfit OR an outfit of your choosing that is equivalently new, and equivalently free from holes or paint stains."

Zoë: "Ughhhh mooooooooom"
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*context: discussing lupus nephritis*

my preceptor: “Didn’t Selena Gomez date that guy? JT?”

me: “…are you thinking of BRITNEY SPEARS??”