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jazzguineapig.bsky.social
🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
2.1K followers 910 following 12K posts
she/her, 41, DIY dyke 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · Apr 18
my daily affirmations:
-i am goated
-nothing's embarrassing
-time will pass anyway
-i am so cool
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 3h
I love praise but hate being condescended to this is making me feel very strange 😅
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 7h
god i needed that
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 8h
same
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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 8h
The truth is that in real public life the number of people who have been overtly transphobic and cruel to me is vanishingly small compared to the number of people who are kind and normal to me every day wherever I go and that’s why I think we can win
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 8h
night of lesbian sex >>
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 8h
if nothing else it gets people used to the idea of Going Outside and doing stuff the govt told them not to
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 9h
i disagree, these big lib gatherings are important for onboarding normies
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10h
Resetting the Vibes
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 13h
weird
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 20h
fuck sweet potatoes fr
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 21h
:3
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 21h
:3
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 21h
o7
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 22h
yes but hes very good at it
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
CHOMP
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
god i hope she never finds my account and all the thirsty shit i say abt her nooo that would be terrrrible
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
literally like falling asleep and then waking up
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
i wish my therapist was also my dentist so shed put her fingers in my mouth
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
increasing my estrogen dose until i grow a third tit
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
thank you O holy estrogen
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🎀 ryne 🎀 @magicalgirlryne.bsky.social · 1d
thank you estrogen holy fucking shit
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TheGhastlyOhtaku - 🎃👻Maxie👻🎃 @theaverageohtaku.bsky.social · 1d
thank you estrogen!!!!
♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
walter white scrolling his phone: i am the one who tiktoks
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
walter white putting on gloves and stepping into the ring: i am the one you box
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
im built different (extensively remodeled)
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Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 1d
i'm built different (not up to code)
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Weird (in an unsettling way) Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 1d
I'm built different (worse)
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
insane. surely ordinary people will see how insane it all is,,, right?
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
great minds think alike (but fools seldom differ)
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
SKYLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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