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Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 15h

And as if Jasper's belly wasn't massive enough, Lila decides to get some revenge by letting it rip in Jasper's belly, bloating the cat up tremendously and causing him to burp and/or fart out all of that smog of hers... @////////////@

Jasper @jauntyjasper.bsky.social · 15h

Thinking of goofy vore scenarios...

Like Jasper nomming Lila (somehow) O///////////O He just, gets a sudden urge to have a lugia-shaped tummy and manages to start nomming her while she's asleep...but then she wakes up and starts slightly protesting in bewilderment, but Jasper can't stop...

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Big ol' Feathery Blob @jwarksalot.bsky.social · 15h

Anything helps ;w;
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Support JWarksalot

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Nasty Cable @weirdcable.bsky.social · 16h

Deflation alt of commission for ArcorBerry!

#belly_inflation #deflation #fart #farting

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Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 18h

Desperately trying to stop a very bloated & sneeze-prone dragon from blowing the roof off your house (and it's a tall one to accommodate their size)...

Amidst all the gurgles and other sickly noises, their stomach seems to groan in sync with them going "aaahhhhh..." during every sneeze attempt...

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Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 18h

Bubble Butt move, but(t) the bubbles actually do come from his butt... >//////////>

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VBB SMELLS_ @vbbsmells.bsky.social · Jun 1

soda and pizza grease mix well me thinks

(made with the client's permission)

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Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 18h

Wooooooo, gassy Sylveon blimp! ^/////////^

Fun art, they look so blissful to be brapping~ 💛

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Incidental (Getting a new computer) @incidental.bsky.social · 1d

Sneltober Day 17 - Loud (CW: gas)

Fuck it. We posting farts on this account. You can either join me for the ride or ignore this entirely. Sylvie sure is having a good time, that much is certain.

Holy moly that Sylveon is really ripping ass

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unceremoniusace.bsky.social @unceremoniusace.bsky.social · 7d

#voretober2025 day 11 - rotund
sequel to day 8 (three-parter woooah)
this one is also kind of peak, idk how i drew a fata that well. it’s prolly top 3 i’ve done for this month.
me when the guy takes up the entire fucking frame because that’s comedy.

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unceremoniusace.bsky.social @unceremoniusace.bsky.social · 10d

#voretober2025 day 8 - ascend
sequel to day 5, obligatory white fatalis moment (it is fun to draw but similar to tobi i am not good at it (its angelic/supernatural vibe felt like it fit the prompt idk)).
this image is goofy and dumb as hell but that’s what makes it good.

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unceremoniusace.bsky.social @unceremoniusace.bsky.social · 6d

#voretober2025 day 12 - causality
sequel to a thing from last year that still sorta kinda works on its own.
incredibly unhinged scenario in any case, idk what i was cooking but i like it i think?
something something #bellyinflation i guess? idfk

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Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 1d

Aaaaaaaaaaaa, this is pretty good! ^////////^ Really love how massive this derg's belly is (and the texturing on such is noice too)~ Good ol frame-filling beasts... 💛

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Kibble @kibblekritterz.bsky.social · 3d

Fartillery

Lucario propping up an umbreon on its shoulder like a bazooka and aiming its butt forward

Umbreon now pushing as it lifts its tail and blasts out a massive fart

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Puppetz @purplepuppetz.bsky.social · 29d

Cw: Pokephillia - Huh what is this place uwu I've been absent for so long owo Sorry for the disappearing act from here but I return with a comm for @lizthefiend.bsky.social with their eeveelution gals struggling with a curse uwu I should really try to be more active here tbh -3-

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Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 1d

Mmmmppphhhh, once again thinking about how cute/fun pleasant-smelling gas can be... 👉👈 The thought of someone being uncharacteristically glued to a gassy peep's ass cause they're ripping say, cinnamon-scented rippers... L-like they're getting tricked into liking farts or something, hhhhhhhhh

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Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 1d

(I *have* actually started writing this story idea a while ago though! Still on act 1 (out of 3) if I had to gauge progress so far, but maybe I'll get the ball rolling again now that I mention it! ^^

Will uhhh, be my first time writing about sex, but it should be a fun first venture into such!)

Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 1d

Like heck, (I say this literally every time I have an idea but) I wanna make a story about this sometime! Skye initially makes a blueberry potion for a client but gets eager to test it out and ends up having kinky fun with Jasper~

And at some point she goes "Jasper? ...Would you fuck a blueberry?"

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Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to fall back asleep, but I keep thinking about Jasper caressing Skye after she drinks a blueberry potion, rubbing and squeezing sweet-smelling gas out of her belly and eventually humping the plump sylveon from behind, causing her to giggle and groan as she lets even more loose~ @//////////@

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Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 1d

Mmmppphhhh, fun scenario~ >////////> 💛

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Burp Dealer @biggasbagdog.bsky.social · 2d

I want to be someone's comically fat maid. I won't clean your house but I'll clean out your fridge and burp in your face at 700 decibels

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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 9d

This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*

Phone Numbers
• Stripe (California): +1 888 926 2289 (Say you're based in California before continuing.)
• Stripe (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963-8955
• Stripe (US): +1 (877) 887-7815
• Stripe (France): +33 805-11-19-67
Mastercard (Headquarters): +1 914-249-2000 • Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-627-8372
Mastercard (US): +1 (800)-307-7309
• Mastercard (Int.): +1 (636)-722-7111
• Mastercard (AUS): +61 1800 120 113
• Mastercard (UK): 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers for Mastercard Visa (Headquarters): +1 (650)-432-3200
• Visa (US+ Can): +1 (800)-847-2911
• Visa (AUS): +61 1800 125 440 All region numbers for Visa
• PayPal (US): +1 (888)-221-1161
• PayPal (UK): +44 (0203)-901-7000
PayPal Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 4d

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 4d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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bakertheskunk.bsky.social @bakertheskunk.bsky.social · Jun 6

"Someone has put a cork in this poor fella's rear. Being to rotund to reach bak and get i himself, his only option is to let the pressure build enough it comes out on it's own. Good luck, fella. "

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two of her (COMMS OPEN) 🏳️‍⚧️ @daebelly.blackskycomra.de · 6d

three slots left on this!!

two of her (COMMS OPEN) 🏳️‍⚧️ @daebelly.blackskycomra.de · 6d

(cw gas #daesmelly)
kinda poor rn so we made a multislot ych!! head has been in the clouds lately, too (:3cc)
these will get a custom background and soft shading! you can decide what kind of star and the color of the nebulae in the bg!
$80 per slot! reply below to claim a slot! 6 available total!

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Jasper (but gassy) @jauntierjasper.bsky.social · 7d

Oh my gosh, I love her~ >/////////> 💛