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They call me Jimothy ~

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They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · Jun 2

#MAGA delendum est~

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

He’s not really from New Jersey but actually a small hamlet outside of Ayr, Scotland ~

a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "

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They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Stephen Miller drinks the blood of kittens when he’s not fapping to them~

Sue me, motherfucker

#Domingo

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

All this to protect a pedophile named Donald Trump and #MAGA must be destroyed

Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 1d

They don’t even pretend to care. This is the only story. You can’t open the government if the House refuses to show up.

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Seattle will just be passive-aggressive to ICE with our Freeze~

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

When ICE comes to Philly it’s going to be brutal

Cmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 1d

Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Saved up his money to pay off his sexual assault accuser back in the day
Salt of the Earth

www.kgw.com/article/spor...

Who is Chauncey Billups? A look at the history of the embattled Portland Trail Blazers coach

As Billups faces federal gambling charges, the former NBA All-Star’s more than 20-year career as a player and coach is in jeopardy.

www.kgw.com

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Cato knew about MAGA 2k years ago ~

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Same but I use motherfuck~

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

The Apocryphal Jesus would have taken motherfuckers to town just like one of the mythical character he was gleaned from: Heracles

#Mythology

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Wasn’t a big fan of American Christians in the first place (too many fake ones who knew nothing about the bible) but isn’t fake Christianity really christofascism and #MAGA and how can I tell a good Christian from a bad one? It’s like cops nowadays ~

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Democracy will return when Orange King Littlehands fucking dies and #MAGA must be destroyed ~

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A person dressed up like that and not in a film or play should be (redacted) beyond recognition and #MAGA must be destroyed ~

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

It’s cute but I can’t and won’t root for a team who broke my heart. Besides, baseball season ended for me on Monday~

a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing in the dirt .

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They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Coulda been just born stupid and not funny~

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, and a stupid bothsidesing hack who thinks he’s smart~

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 1d

This guy is a fucking hack who thinks he’s cool. Sad combo for a pathetic “man”

#Cillizza

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 2d

I deleted my lol to your joke because of Bluesky and I regret nothing…except not eating that last cookie ~

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 2d

I’m getting my non-controversial tat removed because I’m an antitheist and replacing it with a BIG PURPLE “W”

#BowDown

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 2d

First nazi tats and now this
what the fuck are you about? What the fuck is your endgame?
I’m a combat vet too yet I have no nazi tats…I do have a Star of David tat tho~

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 2d

Folks who still post on Xitter and copy and paste their shit here are extremely odd…especially the verified chuds ~

#Friday

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 2d

Dr. Pepper but yes~

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 2d

Have fun, meat-eaters

#Viernes

John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 3d

Can we maybe not do this?

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t gamble with my money but I do spend it on the occasional comic book run, or two, or three …hundred

#ReadDontBet

Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 3d

SCOTUS allows for legalized sports gambling in 2018.

Ads for sports betting sites like BetMGM, starring celebs like Kevin Hart and Jamie Foxx, tell millions of people every night to place a bet.

Who would have guessed this would have been a problem?

(Another notch on John Roberts's belt)

They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 2d

a bald man with a beard says well then ...

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They call me Jimothy ~ @jasjennings.bsky.social · 2d

King playing old school niceties politics with a bunch of folks who wanted Pence hanged ~

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Garber rooting for INTMIA/LAFC final ~

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Meanwhile the Chief Baby Raper in the US is “renovating” the White House and #MAGA must be destroyed ~