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Jarvis

@jarvob.bsky.social

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Red Star’s Dad | Wrexham AFC | Liverpool FC Born and raised in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 | Grew up in London 🇬🇧 Getting old in Miami Beach 🇺🇸

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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 5h

Tune!

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Or a horse in an Alan Partridge race commentary

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

occasionally the fuckery is overwhelming but it will pass like everything else

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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social · 1d

Jobs are stupid and they should be illegal

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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 1d

Dreamt that I went to interview Sir Alex Ferguson, but he was distracted by Mike Phelan being quoted in the tabloids so he phoned him up to ask WTF is going on. Mike’s all apologies on speakerphone, and Alex and I end up eye-rolling at the whole mad situation 🙄

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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 1d

Dawn French is called Dawn Friendly in the 🇺🇸

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Nothing good ever came from international breaks 😢 #askwxm

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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 1d

There she blows 🌅

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Beat Mr Sunshine to the horizon this morning, come on slowpoke! 🌅

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Ha! We see loads of sea cows here

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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 1d

Bwoah!

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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 2d

Dreamt it was the last day of school last night 😴

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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3d

Why Kieffer Moore needs to be your new fave @nckmatthews.bsky.social - www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

Kieffer Moore exclusive: 'The Premier League was always my destiny – even when I was a lifeguard'

Having scored the goal that secured promotion for Bournemouth, the striker will officially become a top-flight player at the age of 29

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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3d

Three tremendous stops - and was close to the penalty too 🖐️

Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3d

Great to meet @nckmatthews.bsky.social as he was lifeguarding my street today 🤝 Good to chat about our #askwxm fandom, and which sea creatures are likely to attack you first. @finalwhistle.bsky.social needs to watch out for manatees in mating season! 😸