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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Time Wizard Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️
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seeking: 1-4 trans women in the Seattle area who cannot fucking rap
im trying to form the worst transfem hip-hop group in the pacific northwest who wants in?
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That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.
does anyone else remember when we found out chrome displayed all gifs at a reduced frame rate so it turned out half of homestuck readers had just been seeing everything in slow motion?
I can't imagine growing up in PAL regions, and finding out eventually that most of the video games you've played growing up were a decent bit slower than in the rest of the world. That shit would ruin my life
shaders is for people who want to play minecraft but for some reason think they're too good for minecraft
also long long man may have gotten all these things in japan already i forgot to check i just saw my gold blend novelization (Love Over Gold by Susannah James) on my shelf and skeeted without googling
the internet killed the monoculture and largely divorced numerical popularity from zeitgeist penetration and thats a good thing but we lost a certain type of niche bullshit that i enjoyed
im not saying long long man isn't as (or more) popular than the gold blend couple were but were there news articles when he finally got together with the other guy? was there a home video release of all the ads? where is my long long man light novel
theres an original flavor??????? I've literally only ever seen that energy drinks flavored like other branded things
longlongman deserved the cultural relevance of the gold blend couple. where is my long long man novelization
they should make an update to google maps where it feels pain every time i dont take the turn it said and it recalculates the route
it was just as fucked up in 1776 when the slave owners were writing that all men are created equal with the right to life and liberty in the declaration of independence
yugioh shirt dark magician girl t shirt shirt ami yugioh dark magician girl t-shirt yugioh shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theres a sunk cost phallus/fallacy pun in there somewhere and i just cant find it but if i give up now the last 20 minutes of trying will have been for nothing
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There’s a free application, shutup10++, that lets you disable all the shitty windows stuff with a series of checkboxes.
It even tracks if windows rolls anything back between updates and lets you reverse the changes with a click.
I can personally recommend shutup10++ if you need to stick with windows
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
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I think a lot of ppl are mad at the subconscious realization that it actually doesn’t matter how many millions peacefully protest- if nothing else is done nothing will change. Sorry if this offends- it feels like that’s the reaction you’re having. The reaction to not actually living in a democracy
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i talk a big game but i— well actually i guess technically i type a big game i’m not sure i could actually say this out loud
despite all appearances this is NOT part of the current wave of ideation posting this is rational melissa saying this
if I could die of going on computer I would do it
i wish i really was terminally online so i would pass away
turns out when you send this to your advisor over microsoft teams at 1am you unlock a special dialog scene with your emergency contact
ok but if i killmyself i dont have to go to class anymore
the depression/despair kicked in to the extreme yesterday ill try not to have a big breakdown and post "it doesn't get better we should all kill ourselves" a bunch this time