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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈

@janiesbackyard.bsky.social

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My backyard is magical! I grow plants, mushrooms, flowers, and sell kits on Etsy https://janiesbackyard.etsy.com Animal lover, goblin, graphic artist, MISUNDERSTOOD POSSUM CLUB LEADER 💥🩶🖤

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 1h

It was a feral friend's 🦝🍭🎃Halloween party! The raccoons didn't know if they were invited or not, but the opossum just stayed at the buffet. #Halloween2025 #SpookySeason #Feral #Cottagecore #Spooky #Forest #goblincore #Raccoon #Possum #TrashPanda #JaniesBackyard #EtsyShop #SupportSmallBusiness

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 21h

Yep, right out of right field and went left

a close up of a woman 's face with #zoeysplaylist written on the bottom

ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with #zoeysplaylist written on the bottom

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 3d

Lucky. I'm imagining the new PENGUIN DIET. Where you get 10 bottles of Metamucil and a note from your doctor to work from the bathroom

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 3d

I think my Mr. Coffee just went pfftt at me

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 3d

I hate to say it, but it's really the other way around, but it makes me laugh either way!! 😂

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Glenn Kirschner @glennkirschner.bsky.social · 10d

A federal judge just ruled that Donald Trump is trying "to deny Americans their birthright." Trump is a serial violator of the Constitution. But Congress CAN STOP HIM & save the republic. Call your elected officials early and often. Red states, blue states, it doesn't matter.
Pressure bursts pipes.

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 9d

Real presidents take care of themselves, are well read, understand history, have studied law, know what's in the Constitution, and have probably at least cracked open a Bible

They take care of themselves so they're able to take care of a nation

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 9d

I secretly love this show! Don't tell anyone

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Linda Rey 🦋 My emotions identify as Sigh. Gulp. Haha. Sob. @lindarey.com · 10d

@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com ripped @nytimes.com to shreds.

Dear NYT,

Why the LAME REPORTING?

The Felon in Chief is demented.

He's surrounded by deranged people no longer interested in representing and protecting The People.

He's committed countless impeachable offenses and he's incoherent.

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 9d

Wait... sssshhh....whispers... here possum, possum, possum *shakes cat food bag vigorously*

madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 9d

explain your username:

The madness, it comes and goes…

Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 9d

explain your username:

I’m poultry from Vermont.

Right now, I'm ghostly poultry from Vermont.

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 9d

Do you really mean that?
😉

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 9d

I'm about to find out if Etsy can take a joke. Should I post this coffee mug and candle?

Or do you think I'll end up in Etsy jail?
Please speak up! I'm really on the fence with this fun poke at Live, Laugh, Love

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 9d

Acting New York Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchan is presiding over the case.[111]

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 10d

Y'know back when everyone was shaming their pets for doing things that they know they shouldn't do, well...
It's not the first time either, and I was sleeping
I need to buy a new pillow 🙄
#dogs #chihuahua #hallofshame #sideEye

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 11d

OMG, it's been a REALLY long day, and now I have to put up with my neighbors singing drunk karaoke on their back deck. That is so rude.

They didn't even invite me 🥺

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Susan Gross @pricklyeater.bsky.social · 12d

KEEP HOLDING FIRM DEMOCRATS IN THE HOUSE AND SENATE!

HOLD FIRM @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social AND @schumer.senate.gov.

DO NOT CAVE.

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 11d

So, it's only in the mid 80s. Cool enough to do yard work. I think I'll go out the brush pile and light it

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 11d

Same 🦝

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 11d

Narrator: she does, in fact, play wordle

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 11d

SOooo much older

Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 12d

Mark I need followers, and I don't play wordle. Oh, and I swear a lot and hate Trump. Would you like a free raccoon?

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 12d

Trump has no clue who Marie Antoinette even is, much less why he's being compared to a woman

I sincerely believe it

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 12d

So, if you live long enough to be as old as me then you'll be like genX, old and fucked up 😉

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 12d

Definitely following u

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Janie the Possum Whisperer🍄🌊🌊💗🏳️‍🌈 @janiesbackyard.bsky.social · 13d

TURNER: Violating the what?