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The other one. "Nobody of consequence" ~ my family Illinois, USA

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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 11d

This site is for people who don’t have enough anxieties and must crowdsource more from others.

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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 19h

My son, who idolizes LeBron and is tired of us projecting nostalgia on his tastes, also admits the first is much better.

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Van Weasel @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

Hamburger helps those who help themselves

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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 1d

Didn't he used to kinda sorta be one of the more principled ones (albeit with an admittedly low bar)?

Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 2d

NFT’s don’t seem to have triggered any self-reflection so I’m not too optimistic.

Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t think a campaign like that would be effective with a population that is both well-informed and compassionate.

Alas…

Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 3d

You’re criticizing Amy Klobuchar’s retirement plan.

Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 3d

“A little party never killed nobody”
~ Prince Prospero

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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe I should read the article but how the hell would cooling work in space? Can infrared radiators dump heat fast enough for something like that?

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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 3d

American cowboy myth adds too much incredulity to a vampire movie.

Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 4d

Republicans taking sudden interest in Dijkstra's algorithm.

Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 4d

It deserves more cultural relevance than it gets and I applaud her.

Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 5d

Nathan Fielder having the time of his life with his friends (out of frame)

Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 5d

Looking forward to @edzitron.com‘s take here

Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 5d

I’m going to offer my mortgage bank a payoff of .3% of the balance and then go suck at football.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 5d

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

Rosen Thorne @rosenthorne.bsky.social · 6d

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 5d

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