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Jakers
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The other one. "Nobody of consequence" ~ my family Illinois, USA
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 9d
This site is for people who don’t have enough anxieties and must crowdsource more from others.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 1d
NFT’s don’t seem to have triggered any self-reflection so I’m not too optimistic.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t think a campaign like that would be effective with a population that is both well-informed and compassionate.

Alas…
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 1d
You’re criticizing Amy Klobuchar’s retirement plan.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 1d
“A little party never killed nobody”
~ Prince Prospero
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe I should read the article but how the hell would cooling work in space? Can infrared radiators dump heat fast enough for something like that?
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 2d
American cowboy myth adds too much incredulity to a vampire movie.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 2d
Republicans taking sudden interest in Dijkstra's algorithm.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 2d
It deserves more cultural relevance than it gets and I applaud her.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 3d
Nathan Fielder having the time of his life with his friends (out of frame)
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 3d
Looking forward to @edzitron.com‘s take here
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 3d
I’m going to offer my mortgage bank a payoff of .3% of the balance and then go suck at football.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 3d
those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station
rosenthorne.bsky.social Rosen Thorne @rosenthorne.bsky.social · 4d
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 4d
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Gremlins 2, Canned food and shot guns.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 4d
Pennywise and I were just snickering over that during pillow talk.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 4d
This is the worst AI idea I've seen in a while. At least since yesterday.
legal.reuters.com Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 4d
Could artificial intelligence someday replace humans in the jury box? The University of North Carolina School of Law tested that concept on Friday with one of the first simulated trials featuring AI jurors reut.rs/47cI4Lv
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 4d
Will this hurt ranchers even more?
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 4d
House would need to come back to vote on this, right?
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 5d
What if we find a mosquito that had fed on him and … nah that’s too far-fetched.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 5d
Giraffes store water in their necks to protect their ivory from poachers.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 5d
Like how I decided to take a drug test when HR cornered me at work and gave me a cup.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 6d
I’m sure you’re right but feel compelled to defend the honor of my Brother printer.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 6d
At least it’s not full of ads like YouTuber.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 6d
Proposing a strong 1.5: Musk’s guest appearances on SNL and Simpsons
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 6d
They should label them “peppers of unknown or suspicious origins” and then it’s all fair.
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Jakers @jakers.bsky.social · 7d
They were as sure of its heat level as they were its country of origin (“ehh, like UK or Portugal or IDK lol”)
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