Jake Goldsbie
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Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
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The older I get, the more I think the most important quality a person can have is the ability to handle gentle teasing.

The internet and world are currently being destroyed by people who absolutely cannot.
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imagine laying off a politics reporter based in portland oregon in the year 2025
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
The Holy Bible by Manic Street Preachers. Never got the respect it was due, at least on this side of the pond, I never see it on any best of lists. Some lyrics maybe haven't aged the best but a brutally honest, sometimes clumsy, sometimes ugly big time Rock album. Make sure you listen to the US Mix.
Holy Bible by Manic Street Preachers cover
Still true.
I've listened to The Callous Daoboys before every big Jays game the last two weeks, starting from the last game against the Red Sox. I did not listen to them before Game 3. Just doing my part. Where's my Ortiz interview?
i just know how my back feels after sleeping is all
Putting my well-being in the hands of 42-year-old Max Scherzer. What could go wrong?
"So don't worry" is just perfect. A perfect answer.
This is possibly the all-time funniest real answer to an interview question
Cheryl Hines clarifying her mutant husband only had a bit of his brain eaten by an actual worm
we used to call him The Only Real Athlete
I've seen enough, give Shane Bieber the $10,000
Defensive replacement for Santander (using oxygen tank)
If I ever hit a major league home run there's no way I'd ever stop and look at it because I would never believe it was going far enough
It is Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger but actually it is Faded by soulDecision
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I wasn't posting about the offseason last inning what are you talking about deleted posts don't exist and never happened
Clean Up Hitter Andres Gimenez
Just had one of the best bowls of ramen of my life. Good vibes to start Game 3.
If you're still on Twitter for reasons other than doing investigative work on Nazis or something, I simply have to ask why. Just leave. I promise you, follower counts don't matter. Neither do your tweets. They're probably bad anyway.
Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now
what even happened on the other site this time
Hey, that's a.........Good Idea
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