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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 9h

they called luka and kyrie the best backcourt lmao

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 15h

if you think "bad storytelling" is an actual concept then fix your heart

got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

a few small beers

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 5d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

of all the bands that were big when i was in high school that i expected to stay big for 20 years, bring me the horizon and pierce the veil were not among them

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

is "six seven" even a meme or is it just what people end up saying most of the time when they're trying to describe a decent amount of something

got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

when it comes to assessing literature there is very little daylight between "good" and "problematic"; they're almost synonymous

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

pynchon and delillo are titans so i don't mean it as a diss to them when i say that joy williams is the best living author in america

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

actually i'm not done. melville is underrated. he might actually be the single most underrated author ever.

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

read the obscene bird of night. okay i'm done

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

elmore leonard is better than your favorite writer. your favorite writer probably agrees

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

you could take all the ahab parts out of moby-dick and it would still be the pinnacle of the english-language novel. not so if you left them in and took out all the boat and whale science parts instead

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

you have a responsibility to those around you to read widely. don't condemn others to interaction with an uninteresting person

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

there's no such thing as a difficult book. you just look at every word in order

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

a good short story knows that the whole thing is contained within the final line and that everything leading up to it is just a guidebook for understanding its impact

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1d

plot, theme, and especially character development are all fake. a text is nothing more than good sentences and vibes

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

also richard linklater was there to give the introduction

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

if your partner won't go with you to see some 4 hr french crap on a saturday afternoon then idk i'm sorry

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

idk when in my life i'll have another movie day as legendary as seeing the mother and the whore and then catching a late showing of one battle after another (2nd time). also im about to get married to the person i did it with ain't that something

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

pats good again

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

it's possible, but i feel like "chocolate" is almost exclusively used to refer to the cacao-based confectionary rather than the raw ingredients. plus given that there are what look to be chocolate chips in it, and that would mean little pockets of concentrated bitterness, i'm going occam's razor

got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

it specifies "dark chocolate" which is sweetened, if it had said baker's chocolat or cacao it would be more ambiguous

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 2d

"well the sweet and savory contrast"—chocolate is ALREADY a sweet and savory contrast, it's just gonna make everything taste gross

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 3d

o bama after another

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got an A+ in spelling at harvard college @jajcrob.bsky.social · 3d

my most dedicated cinephile friend ranks it as hi #1 so im amped