connubial bliss enjoyer
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kindly remember: the ridiculous hype that offends so many is not of my making
#YearOfTheCowboy
he him
#YearOfTheCowboy
he him
when walt runs into the shelbyville walt and jesse at the hardware store>>>
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
when walt runs into the shelbyville walt and jesse at the hardware store>>>
the walt remission arc is so good because he flirts with the idea of being a human being for like 30 seconds before he decides to make his disabled son take several tequila shots for no apparent reason
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
the walt remission arc is so good because he flirts with the idea of being a human being for like 30 seconds before he decides to make his disabled son take several tequila shots for no apparent reason
i've been listening to so much old-school hardcore and crust this year, no way my wrapped is just gonna be alex g and vampire weekend again
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i've been listening to so much old-school hardcore and crust this year, no way my wrapped is just gonna be alex g and vampire weekend again
when it gets dark out your phone should get brighter instead of darker seeing as it's harder to see stuff in the dark
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
when it gets dark out your phone should get brighter instead of darker seeing as it's harder to see stuff in the dark
think about the corniest band you know. let yourself stew in hatred and superiority. now consider that they probably share like 75% of your taste in music
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
think about the corniest band you know. let yourself stew in hatred and superiority. now consider that they probably share like 75% of your taste in music
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me: so her name is squirt and sometimes we say “what do you see, squirt?” and it’s also like sea squirt, like the animal
james joyce (taking notes under the heading “ideas for finnegans wake 2”): right.
james joyce (taking notes under the heading “ideas for finnegans wake 2”): right.
December 18, 2024 at 11:39 PM
me: so her name is squirt and sometimes we say “what do you see, squirt?” and it’s also like sea squirt, like the animal
james joyce (taking notes under the heading “ideas for finnegans wake 2”): right.
james joyce (taking notes under the heading “ideas for finnegans wake 2”): right.
we've been shaving with indoor plumbing for centuries and still have not figured out a solution to this. we split the atom before we found a convenient way to keep beard hair out of the sink
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
we've been shaving with indoor plumbing for centuries and still have not figured out a solution to this. we split the atom before we found a convenient way to keep beard hair out of the sink
what's the female equivalent of "dude" as a pronoun (e.g. "dude is next level) other than the obvious one that would make people mad at me
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
what's the female equivalent of "dude" as a pronoun (e.g. "dude is next level) other than the obvious one that would make people mad at me
looking at year end book lists like "you guys haven't finished schattenfroh yet either huh"
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
looking at year end book lists like "you guys haven't finished schattenfroh yet either huh"
311 is from nebraska but they should be from california. jawbreaker is from california but they should be from new jersey. is there a jersey band that should be from nebraska so we can finally resolve this
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
311 is from nebraska but they should be from california. jawbreaker is from california but they should be from new jersey. is there a jersey band that should be from nebraska so we can finally resolve this
assück goes crazy because the drummer is like immaculately great and yet he plays in a grindcore band called assück
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
assück goes crazy because the drummer is like immaculately great and yet he plays in a grindcore band called assück
this remains the weirdest fucking debate for me. it takes place on christmas. they reference the fact that it's christmas a bunch of times. it's like debating whether or not bruce willis is in it
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
this remains the weirdest fucking debate for me. it takes place on christmas. they reference the fact that it's christmas a bunch of times. it's like debating whether or not bruce willis is in it
when a band combines punk and metal in a good way it's called grindcore. when it's in a bad way it's called metalcore. when they're probably racist it's called crossover thrash
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
when a band combines punk and metal in a good way it's called grindcore. when it's in a bad way it's called metalcore. when they're probably racist it's called crossover thrash
i'm so happy to see lithub's #100smallpress list finally out, very proud to have contributed to this
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i'm so happy to see lithub's #100smallpress list finally out, very proud to have contributed to this
serendipitously stumbled upon @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social while working on the slideshow for my bartleby lecture
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
serendipitously stumbled upon @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social while working on the slideshow for my bartleby lecture
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My Winnipeg (2007)
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My Winnipeg (2007)
reading about the astor place riots, thinking about american actors as staunchly working class as compared to their british counterparts—not to mention the socialist origins of the method—and it's hard not to see "try acting, dear boy" as anything but bourgeois affirmation
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
reading about the astor place riots, thinking about american actors as staunchly working class as compared to their british counterparts—not to mention the socialist origins of the method—and it's hard not to see "try acting, dear boy" as anything but bourgeois affirmation
this is what internet dumbasses think method acting is
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
this is what internet dumbasses think method acting is
the democrats are pivoting their branding to what is in retrospect the end of lil wayne's imperial era
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the democrats are pivoting their branding to what is in retrospect the end of lil wayne's imperial era
the part in bartleby the scrivener where the narrator's trying to come up with other jobs bartleby could get and one of them is "professional gay guy"
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
the part in bartleby the scrivener where the narrator's trying to come up with other jobs bartleby could get and one of them is "professional gay guy"
read more melville
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
read more melville
eating shit on today's catfishing lads
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
eating shit on today's catfishing lads