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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 31m

Sometimes people ask, "Mack, as an impressive and statuesque Pokémon trainer, tell us about your team's types?" and I say,

"Uhhh, Pikachu likes tall, dark and handsome; Nickit has a thing for big daddy types; Oddish I ain't even ASKING..."

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 36m

I swear some of you are out here making sure Arby's crosses my timeline like a cognitohazard to get more John Arby, King of Arby's out of me.

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 38m

Slow your scroll, beef chiefs. I'm John Arby, King of Arby's, here to set the record straight. The only time you're getting served rat is when the hairy bastard is the size of a cow. So it's unlikely, but never impossible. I've been to Arizona. I'm John Arby.

The ol' ALFer @theolalfer.bsky.social · 1d

I DON'T CARE, WILLIE, STOP THE CAR I'M HUNGRY

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 43m

hab di goobly sliepus??

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 44m

It just occurred to me how often you must have gotten this joke before I woke up, so I checked the thread and... *wow* train otakus are clever as hell. 😸

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 49m

goobus morgi

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 55m

Huzzah!

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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 1h

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 1h

Working hard by hardly working!

Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 1h

"He is a clever boy and a special boy and you have to tell him so or he'll trot out that time in Iraq when he was 'near death' because an RPG bounced off his vehicle."

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 5h

NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.

The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else

Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.

zeteo.com

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あめみや🐊 @waniwaniamemi.bsky.social · 1d

ワニの鼻先ダンシング

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 2h

Uuuhhh, shit... there's Steve, Grimace, Wise Hitachi, SHINKANSEN?!

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Gaijin Mommy @gaijinmommy.bsky.social · 8h

In the unlikely event that I don’t already, I will follow back anyone who can name all the trains in this video 😎

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 11h

"I am smiling. Take the picture."

Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 11h

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 4d

Reminding me of these classics from @misterdod.bsky.social who wondered, "But what WOULD a Mack look like in the show?" Including classic Nikki and Jessica!

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 4d

Please enjoy this random assortment of unexpected Macks from unreasonably kind and generous Mackolytes (I'm sticking to it!) across the ages.

🎨: @cruxlo.bsky.social, @silverscarf.bsky.social, @goattrain.bsky.social, @misterdod.bsky.social

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 4d

A PERFECTLY LOOPED GIF?! GARR, THAT'S HANDSOME MACK!

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Operation: Dr. Mack | Friend of Eggbug @jaidamack.bsky.social · 1d

...crikey.

A YouTube screenshot of dapper gentleman and fiendish villain Sam Reich turning to the viewer with a very large jar of some mysterious yellow fluid. He is subtitled, "I go through one of these every day." As output, right, Sam? ...right?

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Sonic Spookhammer 👻🎃 @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social · 13h

There is at this point no comment, demand, or petty gripe I find more tiresome than this old chestnut. That's even going up against 'HURR HURR ULTRASMURFS,' so you know I'm done with it.

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Quake (Erin) @quakeroc.bsky.social · 16h

please read my fiction it's all free and queer and about aliens and shit . there's also extirpation which is about angels(?) and angry queers that's unrelated

www.patreon.com/c/quakeroc/c...