jacob galapagos
@jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
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jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
Yall mind if a no sabo mexican eats cake directly from the fridge for breakfast
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jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
It looks like I’m wearing a towel but my torso is just that short
Mirror selfie of me shirtless
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
I was confused at first skjfkwjrkw
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
Someone hit the randomizer on my ass before starting the game
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
I’m at a gay bar and I’m drunk no one has ever done this before
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
The fact that it made its way into the mainstream discourse as a very serious topic of conversation makes my hair bleed
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
No no this is the best kind of news, genuinely worth celebrating
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
I am learning I am short, what a great day
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
Just something to think about
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
It looks like I’m wearing a towel but my torso is just that short
Mirror selfie of me shirtless
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
And I will proudly do it (get me out)
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
Sorry some of yall work today. If you were a chad like me you could choose to do nothing, push back your graduation indefinitely, and still make 25k a year 😏😏😏
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
The Bari Weiss-led CBS News has had this up for 3 days and misspelled his name in the hed.
newsjennifer.bsky.social
CBS News would never put a thinly sourced 'story' by a rookie blogger like this on it's air. Until now. The Free Press isn't a journalism outlet, it's bloggers aren't reporters. This piece is more NYPost than Tiffany Network but I guess that's the goal.

www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...
Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming the NYC mayor, The Free Press reports
The Free Press spoke to several New York City Police Department officers who are worried about Zohran Mamdani becoming mayor. Olivia Reingold joins CBS News with more.
www.cbsnews.com
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
I think that is the edited version mamas
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
……. oo that pussy good it grip me good
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
You had your catheter taken out and this is how you’re treated??
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lontraohiensis.bsky.social
I think the only logical outcome of increased surveillance and AI usage is just the Butlerian Jihad
jacobgalapagos.bsky.social
They should invent a red eye that happens during the day