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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 10h

I bet all those lawyers who love the missing comma in the Second Amendment have something to say about this

Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 14h

Good morning to the person who spelled “reciprocal” wrong this morning at the WH:

www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st...

Agreement Between the United States of America and Malaysia on Recipricol Trade

Preamble The Government of the United States of America (“United States”) and the Government of Malaysia (“Malaysia”) (hereinafter referred to

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 12h

BurbSec East @east.burbsec.com · 12h

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!!! This Thursday is our annual HALLOWEEN MEETUP with this year’s sponsor: Picus Security!!! Come prepared for free beer, pizza and CANDY!! Will there be a COSTUME CONTEST? Who knows?! Bring your best costume to FIND OUT!!!

a man holding a microphone with the words " anything could happen " below him

ALT: a man holding a microphone with the words " anything could happen " below him

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 1d

I fixed the MCP server from the Kali repo so it's no longer openly hosting an authentication-free instance of Kali for everyone on your network to freely enjoy like your favorite PornHub category

github.com/johnnyxmas/M...

GitHub - johnnyxmas/MCP-Kali-Server: MCP configuration to connect AI agent to a Linux machine.

MCP configuration to connect AI agent to a Linux machine. - johnnyxmas/MCP-Kali-Server

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 1d

I’m gonna tell my kids I was Jason vs. Predator for Halloween

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 2d

We also didn’t teach sand to think. The correct response is “lol”

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 2d

Ok I can sort of make a path towards understanding why we wanted to teach sand how to think, but I’m not sure I can ever figure out the ROI on why we decided to teach it how to lie

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 2d

Good Intentions is a perfect sequel to Matrix: Revolutions. It finally answers the question of what happens to Neo after he died.

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 3d

2025 and CompTIA still has ZERO Homestar Runner questions on what it likes to allege are “IT” certifications

a cartoon character says you 're doing a great jobb out there

ALT: a cartoon character says you 're doing a great jobb out there

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 28d

tired: it's always DNS

inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 7d

Can we please get this simulation some more RAM already

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 8d

I absolutely have the speedrun record on being shadowbanned from Sora

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 9d

Always great to see @ihackedwhat.bsky.social @hackfest.bsky.social

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 9d

How many more decades before we move to the next stage? I feel like the 30 years I’ve been waiving my little poster board sign at these buildings full of people who laugh at us are more than enough. Imagine if all these people actually took action instead of selfies for their echo chamber socials

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 10d

No effective regime change in the history of human existence has ever occurred without violence.

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 10d

Excited to see @lintile.lol navigate the entirety of this in Quèbècois @hackfest.bsky.social

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 10d

tf is with ChatGPT 5 constantly fucking with me

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Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴 @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 11d

The ol’ “aggressive how do you do”

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Sep 24

guy who joins bluesky in July 2026: hey everyone, going to be spending more time here ever since the Hell Site required users to manually type the 14 Words every time they post! and i was tired of turning on my camera to do the you know... german hand

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BSides312 @bsides312.org · 11d

It is time to look at another great talk from the 2025 BSides312 event. In this one, Olivia Gallucci talks about unlocking MacOS internals. They explain it form a standpoint of breaking down Apple's open source ecosystem.
#BSides #BSides312 #MacOS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKJ2...