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Iris Starcaller 🌠 @irisstarcaller.bsky.social · 12h

[3/3] Demi-Ozma casts Assimilation.
[For @itmenoah.bsky.social!!!]

Noah, a miqo'te, is shown naked and suspended midair by smooth, transparent tentacles, which wrap around his midsection, legs, and erect penis and penetrate him. He's trapped inside a cubic Demi-Ozma which reflects views of the darkened library outside on its faces, connected by glowing purple seams. One tentacle wraps around his head, and another slides up his face and into his mouth. Noah has an overwhelmed expression.

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · May 3

Taking a bad boy for a ride.

(2/2 feat. @irisstarcaller.bsky.social & @shimmyfoxtrot.bsky.social! Thank you again for letting me play with the blorbos. 🫠)

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 18h

Ten easy tricks to make your bottom scream! Number 6 will surprise you! It's just like magic!

#itme_lewd | #xivnsfw

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 9h

Time for another late-night installment of "this carrd is way too over-designed" with me, Noah.

Have a full-blown gallery of all my NSFW stuff from the past three years, with togglable filters to sort it to find what you want. SFW one coming later.

noahandfriends.carrd.co#nsfw-gallery

Noah & Friends

One carrd for all my precious blorbos.

noahandfriends.carrd.co

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 11h

Shouldn't have touched the cube. Would touch the cube again. 🫠

Thank you!!!

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 13h

Many splash. Splash splash splash splash.

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 18h

Ten easy tricks to make your bottom scream! Number 6 will surprise you! It's just like magic!

#itme_lewd | #xivnsfw

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 1d

In my ongoing attempts to make the most over-engineered Carrd imaginable, I present my integrated anonymous question form:

noahandfriends.carrd.co#askme

You can ask questions with your handle or without, and it will scream at me to reply in my e-mail inbox. Ask away!

Noah & Friends

One carrd for all my precious blorbos.

noahandfriends.carrd.co

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 1d

Also a totally valid way to send me gpose ideas, or even ask for a collab.

Hell, you could even ask for one anonymously I guess. Just send the idea with a codeword or something that I can respond with to let you know I'm answering you, without the anxiety of asking directly. I know how that be. 😶‍🌫️

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · May 2

Taking a good boy for a walk.

(1/2 feat. @irisstarcaller.bsky.social & @shimmyfoxtrot.bsky.social)

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 1d

In my ongoing attempts to make the most over-engineered Carrd imaginable, I present my integrated anonymous question form:

noahandfriends.carrd.co#askme

You can ask questions with your handle or without, and it will scream at me to reply in my e-mail inbox. Ask away!

Noah & Friends

One carrd for all my precious blorbos.

noahandfriends.carrd.co

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 1d

Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF

ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF

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Iris Starcaller 🌠 @irisstarcaller.bsky.social · 1d

[2/3] Several cutscenes will now play in sequence. It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.
[For @itmenoah.bsky.social!!!]

A two-part comic depicting Noah in a dark library holding a Demi-Ozma. In the first panel, the Demi-Ozma is glowing as it floats between his hands; Noah looks on in alarm. In the second panel, the Demi-Ozma fully activates, and Noah disappears with a ZOP sound effect, leaving his clothes standing where they were. At the bottom of the comic is a FFXIV-style dialog box depicting Noah saying "Oh, sh-"

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 1d

I'll bring the carrying case for them.

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 1d

A small journal, a fresh packed croissant (or two), some small number of mementos his mate has gifted him (mostly rocks), and two separate aetherically insulated pouches: A larger one with inert crystals, and a second, smaller one with charged crystals of varying aspects.

#itme_lore

yoshi! @thefinalwitness.etheirys.social · 3d

#wolqotd inspired by another, but i love this kinda question: what is your wol/oc typically carrying around in their bag? supplies, trinkets, momentos, junk? is it pre-packed for their work/travels or is it full of souveneirs they've pick up along the way? is their bag organized or is it a disaster?

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 1d

Their true moral greyness. Noah isn't really a character I code as a hero or a villain, and while I'm sure you could probably find a label to apply to him, I just don't think that way in writing him. His motivations are largely self-serving and that makes him an unpredictable player.

#itme_lore

Kypepe @kypepe.etheirys.social · 2d

#wolqotd hypothetical.

Your OC becomes a canon character. What is their "problematic trait" that creates fandom discourse? This can be a genuinely problematic character trait or it can be something completely innocuous.

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 1d

It depends. He does have one of those islands off the Cieldalaes, but not through the canon means of acquiring it. If he really needs to hide away, he'll go there.

Otherwise, he returns to the rooftops of Ul'dah on some of the backstreets where he grew up. It's comforting to him.

Meli @melinoe-x.bsky.social · 2d

#wolqotd ~ #wolquestion

Does your WoL have a safe place they go to hide out when they’re feeling upset or stressed?

If so, what makes that place feel so safe for them?

Is it somewhere we can visit in-game?

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 1d

We're coming to feesh.

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 2d

While I'm just sitting here spam-reposting lewdness, it's a great time to say I also re-added the NSFW tab to Noah's carrd page and if anyone wants to collab (and by collab I mean borrow him cause I completely uninspired and without time at the moment) feel free to ask. 😅

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 2d

Curiosity is fiiiiine.

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Iris Starcaller 🌠 @irisstarcaller.bsky.social · 2d

[1/3] You know what they say about curiosity...
[For @itmenoah.bsky.social!!!]

A low-angle picture of a dark green library counter, with bookshelves and candelabras in the dim background. A small, faintly glowing cube-shaped Demi-Ozma sits on the counter. Noah, a Miqo'te with black hair and red highlights, peeks suspiciously over the counter with only his fingers and the top half of his head visible, beginning to tentatively reach for the Demi-Ozma with his left hand.

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Sami with the slow posts @samithief.bsky.social · 2d

"Wanna take a dip?"

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · 2d

While I'm just sitting here spam-reposting lewdness, it's a great time to say I also re-added the NSFW tab to Noah's carrd page and if anyone wants to collab (and by collab I mean borrow him cause I completely uninspired and without time at the moment) feel free to ask. 😅

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Sami with the slow posts @samithief.bsky.social · Jul 2

How many letters in octuplet?

With @poundingway.bsky.social, @shlonghwa.bsky.social, @libraviathan.bsky.social, @viqoclub.bsky.social, @itmenoah.bsky.social, @aethervampire.bsky.social and @starcrushdreams.bsky.social

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It Me, Noah! @itmenoah.bsky.social · Jul 7

Everyone comes around to Bal in the end. Mostly. Right @mesonyx.bsky.social? 😅

#itme_lewd #xivnsfw #baltzar | (6/6)

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