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ismathers.bsky.social
Ripping this off from many (directly from @tomewing.bsky.social): in 2025, I play to a new-to-me record a day. Partly to prevent year-end listening being so clogged (AGAIN), partly just because I keep finding myself going "I should play more records" and doing nothing about it. Thread to follow.
ismathers.bsky.social
"Caribbean Queen" was played often enough by my shitty hometown radio station when I was a kid that it took me years to realize that, actually, it rules (and it was almost on my ballot)
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ianboudreau.com
No one has ever been this far into the cool zone before
unusualwhales.bsky.social
AI bubble now 17 times bigger than dot-com boom and four times larger than subprime crisis, per MW
ismathers.bsky.social
at least my "Prince does not need my vote" rule and love of "Egypt, Egypt" make this marginally easier than the last two groups
ismathers.bsky.social
even that is unfair to "Nightshift" and "Tenderness," either of which could have easily gotten my vote in different groups
ismathers.bsky.social
and already, ugh, not going to vote against my own nomination but maybe Klymaxx needs my bonus more
ismathers.bsky.social
"Smooth Operator" vs "Jungle Love" is brutal, might have to use my bonus already?
ismathers.bsky.social
damn, I didn't even know there was a single edit of "I Didn't Mean To Turn You On," I would have specified album version otherwise! Unimpeachable classic in any form, anyways
ismathers.bsky.social
This is a great group, but I would humbly submit that Cherrelle's "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On" stands out even among them (especially, and it's my fault for not specifying it, the full album version). Please consider voting for it, in any version!
ismathers.bsky.social
it is genuinely not a knock on the other three songs here to admit this is a very easy vote for "Just Be Good to Me"
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julie.radiantarray.io
it is vital, vital, for the health of our society, that peter thiel not be allowed to read berserk
sharonk.bsky.social
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about

He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war:

The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work.

Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure.

In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation.

Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.
ismathers.bsky.social
can we not claim him? i'm not sure what this is, but straight people don't like it either
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wordgarbler.bsky.social
Poetry isn't there to "mean" something, it's there to get you high.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
ismathers.bsky.social
happy birthday!
ismathers.bsky.social
"i know we all feel the same way" cannot possibly confirm or deny, because i don't know whAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
ismathers.bsky.social
I actually hate it even more when it's vagueposting about events and not other posters. not everyone has seen what you're talking about! just say it FFS!
ismathers.bsky.social
honestly, all the leftovers already being eaten and not having anything to carry with me in the bus home is kind of a relief
ismathers.bsky.social
so we did thanksgiving dinner saturday (deep fried turkey!), ate leftovers all day today, and now we're sitting around a fire before driving home tomorrow. think this might be the new meta
ismathers.bsky.social
Their Raintown LP is superb
ismathers.bsky.social
so we did thanksgiving dinner saturday (deep fried turkey!), ate leftovers all day today, and now we're sitting around a fire before driving home tomorrow. think this might be the new meta
ismathers.bsky.social
oh no I'm so sorry
ismathers.bsky.social
i don't think this was always the case!
ismathers.bsky.social
in addition to..... everything else, is it not constitutive of thirst traps that they have _intent_ (to trap, as it were), and so if someone is unaware they are necessarily not doing that? these pricks can't even be internally consistent
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ae2501maeth.bsky.social
file under: lessons which i would like to trepanate several billion skulls and jab deep into the quivering masses found within
screenshot of a tumblr post:

 o-craven-canto
Oct 5
To some degree being a good writer counts against someone's compellingness when you are reading them for information rather than pure aesthetic pleasure. Pepole like GK Chesterton and Sam Kriss are freakishly good prose writers, and precisely for that reason you cannot trust their content once you realize they would sound equally convincing regardless of the position they're defending.
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Guess people are talking about thinking "the stripper likes you" so good excuse to share this one by @raxkingisdead.bsky.social www.welcometohellworld.com/the-time-it-...
I’m sure plenty of strippers have never fallen in big, irresponsible, week-long love with a customer, but I’m not one of them. Back when I was a stripper, I made great money playing the role of the most glamorous and adoring woman in the world, and I wanted most of my customers to agree that the exchange ended there, just like most of Ani’s do. But damned if there wasn’t a stubborn, needy little damsel crouching low in my spirit who believed that she might find the prince of her dreams in the VIP room. I wasn’t the only stripper cursed with such a traitorous inner damsel—the dressing room was forever abuzz with fairy tales of the girl who’d gotten swept off her feet, and into a mansion, by a besotted customer. She was always a few tantalizing degrees of separation away. She was a little like the mythical El Dorado of clubs that we always gossiped about, where the customers made it rain hundred dollar bills all day every day in some middle-of-nowhere dive whose name nobody could remember. The fairy tale girl probably existed in some form, but the point is that none of us actually knew her, and what we didn’t know we invented lavishly.