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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · Jun 18

"If I'm being honest with myself"

okay first of all why on earth would you do that that's crazy

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 12h

Brewster's Millions adaptation where every scene is played by a different celebrity from Cameo.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 12h

"The Big Book of British Smiles" from the one episode of The Simpsons.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 13h

is this about waffles

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 13h

will rfk do the audiobook

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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 15h

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 15h

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 15h

Goddamn do I wanna listen to Herzog talk about Labubu.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 15h

I am so exhausted with this stupid old man.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 18h

I do not understand the people who do not believe that Donald Trump is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet because he just so evidently sounds like the stupidest motherfucker on the planet.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 18h

Personally I think that makes you more qualified than most.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 18h

It’s the least important thing but the way Trump just utterly fucks how capitlization works makes me disproportionately angry.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 19h

‘tis the season

Pornhub Out of Context 🎃 @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 1d

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So we just sticking our dicks in random pumpkins now
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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 20h

Generational wealth hashtag grimace4mayor

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 20h

that-sign-cant-stop-me-because-i-cant-read.webp

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 21h

It is incredible that Donald Trump exudes this much loser energy.

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ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 22h

*casts level 40 Betteridge*

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

Taibbi gonna be all over this one.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

The word my brain keeps going back to is 'evil'. Feels like the wrong word, but I think some part of the fabric of reality knows by instinct that this is evil. Can't really explain it. Searching eBay for holy water right now though.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

Who is this reporter that isn’t pushing back on this obvious bullshit. I want a fucking name.

Honestly, Aaron…don’t do this “reporter” shit. Name fucking names.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

Also he sounds like a 7-year old whenever he talks. An especially stupid 7-year old to boot. How this dumb stupid tactless tasteless classless insecute weak pathetic asshat hit the heights of power is just a testament to how fucking stupid and pitiful this country is.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

It’s fucking bananas to me that there are still people who think that Donald Trump is anything more than an id-driven pleasure-seeking machine.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 1d

I am so fucking exhausted with this stupid old man. Donald Trump is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet and I am so fucking tired of seeing his goddamn face and hearing his stupid fucking voice and reading his stupid fucking words.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 2d

The o rly owl in all his nostalgic glory

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

"These chicks running around on campuses with blue hair are stupid."
- Some middle aged dude who calls himself Kid Rock

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

Goddamn does my brain suck ass.

ice.cream.assassin @icassassin.bsky.social · 4d

I am so goddamn tired of this stupid old man.