banner
LightNews LightNews
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga
@icantshutup.bsky.social
130 followers 36 following 2.4K posts
Certified yapper I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊 https://ngl.link/icantshutup
ngl.link
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14d
The data doesn’t lie 😂
1 4
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 8h
In the water you silly goose
2
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 8h
Pumpkin patch? I didn’t realize you were addicted to pumpkins
4
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 8h
Beluga
1 2
Reposted by Dan the booluga
meganisthinking.bsky.social
✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 15h
i think this would fix me
waffle jacket
14 35 260
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 12h
All in indeed
1
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
Ok but like what about mufasa
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
Butterfly?

I am beluga 😂
1
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
So belugas are off the hook right?
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
I think I’m having a stroke
1 1
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
You can’t post that here that’s an orange sky
3
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
I hate when I tell the doctor I don’t want brain surgery and he’s like

“Can I try to change your mind?”

Like bro what did I just say
twosense.bsky.social BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 14h
be open minded they said

-brain snatchers probably
1
Reposted by Dan the booluga
twosense.bsky.social
BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 14h
be open minded they said

-brain snatchers probably
5 20 63
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
What about king Julien
1
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
😂😂😂 ain’t that the truth

#jokes #funny #relatable
2
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
I have become insane in a way that is neither
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
I gotchu homie 😂
1
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
NO THATS SO BAD DROJO 😂😂😂
2
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 14h
Nah you did me dirty 😭😂
1 1
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 15h
Wait give me another chance 😂😂
1 1
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 15h
I’m all in
1 1
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 15h
I alwayss go to @shi.gg ‘s basement to get drunk at 6 am
1 2
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 15h
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
1 2
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 15h
No you can’t cuz there’s only 24 hours in a day
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 15h
Are you talking about the NICU in the hospital? That’s not a party? Did you get kicked out of the hospital again?
1 2
icantshutup.bsky.social
Dan the booluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 15h
Do you like my new header?
1 1