Dan the booluga
@icantshutup.bsky.social
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Certified yapper I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy! Literally a friendly beluga 😊 https://ngl.link/icantshutup
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In the water you silly goose
Pumpkin patch? I didn’t realize you were addicted to pumpkins
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Ok but like what about mufasa
Butterfly?

I am beluga 😂
So belugas are off the hook right?
I think I’m having a stroke
I hate when I tell the doctor I don’t want brain surgery and he’s like

“Can I try to change your mind?”

Like bro what did I just say
be open minded they said

-brain snatchers probably
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be open minded they said

-brain snatchers probably
I have become insane in a way that is neither
NO THATS SO BAD DROJO 😂😂😂
Nah you did me dirty 😭😂
Wait give me another chance 😂😂
I alwayss go to @shi.gg ‘s basement to get drunk at 6 am
No you can’t cuz there’s only 24 hours in a day
Are you talking about the NICU in the hospital? That’s not a party? Did you get kicked out of the hospital again?