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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · Jul 3

I think CNN has reached the point where replacing all of their programming with just this on a loop would be an improvement.

And every once in a while, you could turn it on for two minutes, think "yup, that's it", and then forget about it again for a few months.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4H...

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUAExcruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications wha...

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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 6h

You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.

Philip, from Jon Rosenberg's "Goats", who has a Sporkle(tm) tattoo and who has overclocked a lemon.

A few years ago on a dare, I created Oat Soda. We're still working on the formula for Sporkle.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 6h

I've found a great deal of usefulness in adding a third thing: being personally shitty to anyone else you don't know, because if you don't know me either, I might be next, and if I can pre-emptively stop that from happening, that's even better.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 9h

I intend to claim the throne of Viscount of Cheeselog.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 10h

No, he's mostly right. It's just that, in Bezosland, the numbers 'seven' and 'millions' are, like, right next to each other.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 10h

Last time I was on a long-delayed plane, I said to nobody in particular, "Y'know, if the plane is delayed for an hour, you should get a free drink" and there were some murmurs of approval.

"Two hours? Free meal." More approval.

"Three hours? Free crank. Or meth? Naah, let's do crank."

Silence.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 10h

Lady, if multinational corporations -- entities that are by definition sociopathic and could not give the tiniest shit about you or anything you love -- see value in depicting their customers as minorities, interracial and/or same-sex couples, this means that even THEY are saying that you suck.

Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 23h

Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin, “It drives me mad seeing adverts full of black people, full of Asian people, full of anything other than white"

Followed by that time Sarah Pochin said, "My kids say: mum, you're such a moron" 👀

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 13h

I have a Bear Bryant hat.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 16h

My mom (now in her 80s) had what I think was roughly half of a complete set of Zane Grey books.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

This is crazy! Reagan doesn't even know what 'tabernak' means!

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1d

wait did ronald reagan just say go blue jays

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

My wife bought me the sweater, and so long as she thinks I'm hilarious, I think I'm doing okay. I'm not, like, in a writers' room or anything, frankly she's about the only person I care about impressing these days.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

"NEO-CLASSICAL" DOES NOT MEAN "LIKE LIBERACE EXPLODED", DISCOUNT HIMMLER!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Stephen Miller: "The scandal is how Democrats & the left scarred the landscape of our country w/grotesque so-called modern art that celebrates ugliness ... very importantly, President Trump is making sure it's in the neo-classical design around which our nation's architecture has long been directed"

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

There are only two questions:

1) Is there anyone in your life that you love and respect to such an extent that, if they said "Don, you know I love you, but you're fucking this up, and you need to stop", you would listen to them and heed their advice?

2) OKAY, CAN WE TALK TO _THAT_ FUCKIN' GUY?

Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 1d

He is here, look at this mf lol

Chris Cillizza
@chriscillizza.bsky.social

The three questions I would ask Donald Trump (and much more!
chriscillizza.substack.com/p/friday-mai...

1. What's the single greatest accomplishment of your life? Why?
2. You often talk about your father. What lessons did you learn from him that you employ in your life now?
3. You recently mused about Heaven. You said you weren't sure you would get in. Why?
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Everybody can reply

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks to @effinbirds.com , Bluesky has a uniform!

The "fuck you, I'm hilarious" shirt from Effin' Birds

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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

House, and it laps the field.

The distant second place is either "Peter Gunn" or "Secret Agent Man".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7K7...

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

me, a rube: Angry political campaign speeches in Hungarian give off the vibes of someone trying to summon a demon

experienced political analysts: Viktor Orbán is already here

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 2d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

Rule #1 of politics: in Washington DC, no one is ever held accountable.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

the Ne-Yo vs. Paul McCartney & Wings "So Sick of Silly Love Songs", the perfect blend of mid-career macca cringe and smooth R&B, sweet and cool as a big bowl of cookie-dough ice cream on a hot summer day

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

This is my reaction to a depressingly large amount of advertising, among other things:

if our first encounter starts with you lying to me, we are done here.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

...and anybody with an acre of leasehold on Maui either doesn't qualify for SNAP or else already HAS a garden.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

Is this the first significant thing they've been able to accomplish that didn't leak beforehand?

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 2d

A not insignificant number of people knew the demolition was coming, including people at the White House Historical Association, and did nothing to stop it.

John Garrison Marks @johngmarks.com · 2d

I see that @whitehousehistory.bsky.social put out a statement yesterday stating that they were able to complete a “comprehensive digital scanning project” to document the East Wing, and that the historic artifacts have been preserved and stored.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

I was in Obamacare for a couple months on either side of the launch, and I couldn't stomach watching, listening to, or reading the news for about six months afterward, because outside of the New York Post breaking the earth-shattering news that one day we had Charcoal Kabob, all of it was wrong.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

But see, it's not for him.

It's for Big Balls.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

First, I love this.

Second: ...now I really wanna see the marks Pete Hegseth got in Calculus.

R. Burh Vitae @wtdore.bsky.social · Apr 17

The Tyranny of the Wagon Equation: Pre-Gunpowder Military Logistics and the Minimum Donkey Rate by Dylan Black
(Including Harmonic Donkey Transfer)

maximumeffort.substack.com/p/the-tyrann...

The Tyranny of the Wagon Equation: Pre-Gunpowder Military Logistics and the Minimum Donkey Rate

A mathematical extension to ACOUP's recent blog post on military logistics

maximumeffort.substack.com

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 3d

my friends, I am in a 10-person capacity record bar in Tokyo requesting songs and drinking Japanese whisky. the owners are a married couple chain smoking behind the bar, slinging cocktails, and spinning records.

this is heaven??? goodbye forever I have died ✌️

A glass of Nikka Coffee Malt Whisky with a big ice rock with a background of about a million vinyl records

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