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Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 5d

If they're looking for alternative accommodation for the Andrew formerly known as Prince, there's a nice palace on the banks of the Thames with a view of Tower Bridge that would do.

Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 8d

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RQz... #ALotofDangerAndALotOfBother

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 10d

Top trolling, no notes

Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 11d

lol.

A warning has been issued after fake letters were posted through letterboxes, claiming people would have to house refugees if they flew St George's flag.
The letter said that "patriotic" households displaying the country's flag will temporarily house refugees because ‘we know you would be proud to assist your country’.

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Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 13d

If they could ask about Leeds White Rose as well. It's been stalled for over 18 months

Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 13d

How about the Tower of London?

The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 14d

King Charles may be planning to send Prince Andrew to a castle in the Scottish Highlands, according to reports 👀

Prince Andrew faces exile to Highland town amid pressure to give up mansion

www.thenational.scot

Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 16d

I can do you a pair of hedge hogs if that helps

A black and white photo of two hedgehogs eating out of a bowl

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Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 19d

The white building is the UMIST Renold building. Had enough lectures in there

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Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 20d

Looks like one of those "Blackpool by Night" postcards that's just a black square

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Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 21d

Change a letter, ruin a song.

Eurythmics - Sweet Breams
Deep Purple - Child in Mime
Fleetwood Mac - Big Gove
AC/DC - Chunderstruck

Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 22d

Are you taking requests for next year's Sgt Pepper?

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Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 23d

"We deploy on Friday"

Thomas Rushton @thomasrushton.bsky.social · 23d

"Everyone is a sysadmin"

Hmm. Not quite horrific enough.

"Backups? What backups?"

Damn, only three words.

Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 24d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/

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Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 25d

No. Is hamster.

a man with a mustache is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and says que .

ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a tuxedo and bow tie and says que .

media.tenor.com

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Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 26d

"I'd never thought of doing that before" might not be the reaction they wanted

Apparently people training to operate the Great Firewall of China are told why Tiananmen Square is a bit touchy. For some it's the first time they've heard about it

Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 26d

Try the Bradford branch of Waterstones: www.instagram.com/waterstonesb...

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Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 28d

To be fair, if I knew Robert Jenrick was in town, I'd probably hide as well

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Marcus Houlden @houlden.org · 29d

Her non-bonkbuster books are good fun. I've got Class and I used to borrow quite a few others from the library. A quote I remember is "Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but it's very expensive"

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