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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 34m

the bar is so low and yet dating apps are still a barren wasteland for me lol

Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 1h

A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...

I told him that I was born in Russia and was a writer. He showed me a list he’d written of his favourite desserts in the city. It was a sober hobby he’d started during the pandemic, going to restaurants by himself, sampling sweets. He made a lot of lists, he said, most of them food-related. I asked what other kinds he made.

“Lists of lies liberal white women tell about Donald Trump,” he replied.

Suddenly, his leg was shaking. He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.”

He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 36m

someone love me and buy me records

⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 40m

good morning people in my phone

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WobblyPython: 🐍 @wobblypython.bsky.social · 2d

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 19h

wow cant believe they deported mel gibson

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 21h

im very confused by underarmour running pants coldgear should be for hot and heatgear should be for cold but its the other way

⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 22h

okay i am tired of east coast time i want to go home now

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 1d

hamburglar helper

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 1d

every navy seal in every movie has a big ass beard

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 1d

all forms of mass media: donald trump is cool and good
median american voters: okay i was undecided before but now i hate donald trump

⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 1d

i feel like forcing all mass media to praise you in a country full of people with undiagnosed oppositional defiant disorder wont have the intended outcome
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Top media analyst tells Comcast to hire Charlie Kirk’s widow as NBC’s editor-in-chief

‘Sure, at first blush it sounds crazy, but Trump loves a deal, and Brian Roberts needs to think big and differently,’ media analyst Rich Greenfield wrote this week

www.independent.co.uk

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 1d

what does this mean for girls named melody

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 1d

no idea who olivia reingold is but obligatory i can fix her

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 1d

seems to me like they just want to use it to campaign on rather than doing anything about it which sucks but is not entirely unexpected

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 1d

zoomers: we are nazis bet you are triggered heh😏
boomers: i hope you are brutally murdered
zoomers:

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 2d

we are already having to move money around to avoid layoffs because of the doge cuts so i think they are kind of tapped unless the legislature decides to throw more money at us

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 2d

catching up on my emails the governor just said snap funding is ending and we are going to refer people to other resources instead 🙃

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 2d

i dont think we can afford to fund it independently

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 4d

is that good

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 4d

lmao

muslim brotherhood 2012 tennis pavilion 2020 cocaine discovered 2023

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 4d

Come at me bro. I’m in gay baby jail.

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 4d

YouTube video titled “Could Bronny James Have Stopped the Mongolian Conquest of Baghdad?”

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 4d

just picturing stephen miller wheeling a half dead trump into a congress full of 19 year old first term groypers

⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 4d

its funny they want this but also term limits

onion person @junlper.beer · 5d

it blows my mind that anyone is still pretending like trump is anything but a dictator, here is steve bannon talking about how they, in clear and certain terms, intends to install trump as president in 2028

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 5d

sex dreams are once again the bane of my existence leave me to rest in peace dammit

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