Senator "boogers.com" Meatlord
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hontdog.bsky.social
Please, pre-order your Meatlord For Senate merch today! Support my campaign to Make America Glizzied Again
wet goblin's political advertisement for Meatlord

its a down home small town porch with a thin blue line flag, being pulled back to reveal a cross and a hot dog

behind it stands a normal woman in a normal white dress, she is not an eyeball monster and thats ridiculous to even say it and pretty racist if im honest

meatlord for senate
for america
hontdog.bsky.social
this is the reaction of someone who absolutely is aware
hontdog.bsky.social
the biggest "media" attack on him was the Binders Full Of Women thing

[bart simpson voice] completely tame by todays standards
hontdog.bsky.social
my first memory of forest porn was a crude drawing on lined paper:

[drawing of a dick] + [drawing of a pussy] = "babie"

the thought had not occurred to me prior
insortediaboli.bsky.social
My big old man thought is too many teens have unfettered access and it’s probably better if it’s a bit difficult to obtain.

Scrambled channels and crusty magazines and weird vhs tapes your friends older brother found should return as the only way teens can access porn
hontdog.bsky.social
>be democrat
>move right
>lose every swing state
>"why are leftists doing this to us"
Reposted by Senator "boogers.com" Meatlord
hontdog.bsky.social
yeah- but its also completely made the fuck up

I lived through that time and i can't recall a single instance of "the media smearing him as hitler"
hontdog.bsky.social
i love how the internet enables complete doofus ass motherfuckers to say doofus ass shit out loud, and think that because they said it with their chest, it must be true
daninkc.bsky.social
The media smeared Mitt Romney as Hitler. Then Republicans thought, well we might as well run Hitler.
hontdog.bsky.social
not only that, but romneys pac literally funded an ad that called a democrat hitler

I actually cant find a single instance of "the media smearing romney as hitler"
hontdog.bsky.social
congratulations on your newfound understanding of jokes
Reposted by Senator "boogers.com" Meatlord
hontdog.bsky.social
i completely love that mario goatse is in your camera roll
hontdog.bsky.social
yeah ok so you got big BIG oil rings on the tv tray where your plate sits huh
hontdog.bsky.social
sitting in the cuck chair makin posts while you do the dishes

you missed several spots also you have to wash the bottom of the plate too dude
hontdog.bsky.social
pertinent username

i look forward to your work
hontdog.bsky.social
initiating a DMCA takedown for this or whatever law is the one for doxxing, revenge porn? idk i should really read all these bills im signing fr
hontdog.bsky.social
peoples laughs are all pretty unique but their sneezes and farts only fall into 3 categories
hontdog.bsky.social
my account is tagged as that. no one can actually tell me why and i can't appeal it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hontdog.bsky.social
i have this as a motivational poster in my office
hontdog.bsky.social
just because you're eating condoms, doesn't mean youre not pregnant
hontdog.bsky.social
what if its 7 minutes but someone just looks like they have perfectly marbled meat