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hijacked.bsky.social
monterey jack
@hijacked.bsky.social
150 followers 61 following 550 posts
refuge for the stupid
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 51m
Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 28m
Why? This is my post I can do what I want
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 1h
Im begging you to get new material
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 1h
Good one bud
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 1h
Failed where?
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 1h
So do you just really want the last word ? I’ll give it to you if you want
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 1h
You asked I answered is that not what you wanted from interacting with my post
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 3h
We had Gala pie last night
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 4h
Oh sorry, your mum
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 4h
With your mom last night
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 4h
Every time you make a joke about British food it’s “yeah well we don’t have school shootings” or (new) “your communities are being torn apart by ice” like yeah Horace I’m well aware thanks
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Horace Dorrington @mrtrellis.bsky.social · 9h
Whatever gets you through another day of death squads I suppose.
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 17h
The things British people are doing with meat and eggs and pastry are criminal
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 4h
Maybe but keep the gala pie away from me
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 4h
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 5h
Haha so funny Americans have death squads
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 17h
“This is the best one” and it’s something out of my nightmares
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 17h
Watching gbbo pastry week technical challenge with my hand over my mouth
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 17h
The things British people are doing with meat and eggs and pastry are criminal
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 20h
Hell Yes Hell Yes
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GeekTyrant @geektyrant.com · 20h
M. Night Shyamalan Developing a Live-Action Magic 8 Ball Series
M. Night Shyamalan Developing a Live-Action Magic 8 Ball Series
M. Night Shyamalan is going to be shaking things up as he is bringing the mysterious Magic 8 Ball to life in a live-action TV series. The filmmaker is joining forces with Brad Falchuk , the creative mind...
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 1d
Just saw a take so bad I thought I was on stan twitter
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 2d
Wow, so it’s illegal to make plans with friends now
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The Rabbit Hole Cartographer @quacksanonymous.bsky.social · 2d
I don't think people are being alarmist when they say the current regime is setting up the legal rhetoric to kill you if they want to. The fact that Antifa isn't really an organization means that they can label anyone as Antifa. Declaring Antifa as terrorists means they can call anyone a terrorist.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d
Seems pretty fucked up that we keep getting sequels to Tron but not one sequel to the beach that makes you old!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 2d
So thankful that dudes without game now have the option of driving all of our energy bills up to come up with devastating lines like it was nice to meet you
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 2d
This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success". When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be. ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich. "Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."
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In heaven, everything is fine ✏️ @ejschuster.bsky.social · 4d
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A bipedal fish monster
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Hend Amry @libyaliberty.bsky.social · 6d
Most people can’t leave anyway. Whenever I read a post about get out while you can, I wince. Most people can’t. No one should have to anyway.
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