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She/her/they. 30-something. Fandom old. AroAce. Deep in the Arcane brainrot. Writer of fanfic. 18+ and NSFW. Proship. Anti-censorship. pfp by @chickennuggets08.bsky.social‬ Use #ChzWrites to find threads! Non-fandom side account: @chzva.bsky.social
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Vampire!Silco/blood bag!Vander
cw: biting

He meets him at a sex club, of all places. He's tall and thin with a sharp nose and a narrow chin. Unlike everyone else he's buttoned right up to his throat, hair smoothed back as he cooly looks out over the other club goers.
Haha, yes. I see that vision and I am here for it. I also think burlesque works well as a performance style within the Arcane universe.

ALWAYS HAPPY TO SHARE THE BRAIN WORMS.
Honestly I have another stripper AU in a different fandom where I have a background character who is this 6'7" lanky bean pole and I say he's gangly but he makes it work for him, so you can just make it work however you need to for the story. But I love burlesque for the flirty cheesiness!
Burlesque doesn't require dancing so much as just moving around the stage, which I think Vander can manage.
He realises that it is a two prong answer: one is that he is attracted to Vander's youth. The other is that Vander is so BIG, and Silco is not a small man, but by comparison he is dwarfed by the young performer, who despite his size is graceful, cheeky and almost coy.
The man is easily half his age, which only adds to the mystery of his flustering. Not that he doesn't know the man is handsome. Can admit he's attractive. Captivating performer. Enough to draw Silco from the dark corner he normally occupies. But he's no virgin. So what is it about Vander?
S: Watch where you're going, you great oa---Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry.
V, smiling brilliantly and making Silco melt: Nah, love, it's me that's sorry.

Gives Silco another wink and Silco stays pressed against the wall for a few extra seconds once Vander leaves to steady himself.
The restrooms are down the hall near the entrance to the dressing room and Silco bumps into Vander on his way out.
Vander sweeping one of the fans under Silco's chin with a wink. Silco knows he's just performing but it's hard not to imagine he's flirting with him.
Imagining older Silco who sits at a table in the far back corner burning through his cigar when Vander is on stage the first night he performs. Progressively moving closer until he is front row so he gets the best view possible.
He also has the father fans and does the whole teasing dance only to reveal the tassels which is when the REAL show begins.
Burlesque Dancer Vander with titty tassels.
I think most Batman shows do that tbh
Pretty close actually. Did Riot rip off Neopets?
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#zaundadskinktober2025 day 18, prompt HATE SEX. this is how you reconcile.

uncropped pic has The Goods and a LOT MORE dirty talk, if you're interested 💕👉 www.patreon.com/posts/kinkto...

#vanco #zaundads #NSFW
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Vander likes to push Silco against the walls 👀Spoileeer
#zaundads #vanco #silco #vander #arcane #spoiler #sketch
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I read this as two cats and felt your panic was justified.
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Even though she is a bitch, I learned that Brenda is maybe not....bad. She's just mean.
Document created five (5) months ago. Barely 300 words written. 💀
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Getting to pony play day on Kinktober and still having my barely started pony play draft buried in my wips.