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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 17h

honestly the whole thing is so filled with inaccuracies i wouldn't even question it too much, plus your version is way funnier anyway, i might just stick with it 😭

[here's the script for reference, it might be from before they did the casting?? not sure how these things work]

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 17h

lol i love your headcanon, and it sounds very plausible too! at one point no one even remembers how or when it started 😭

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 17h

see this is enlightening, i had no idea 😳 on the original script it said he's supposed to be french-nigerian but he might as well not speak the language,, thank you for sharing:o

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 18h

somewhat like my french bf hitting me with some street slang to flirt and me assuming he just insulted my whole family tree bc i barely speak a word

hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 22h

imagine izzy singing la vie en rose just for him, but not getting any sign back from frenchie so he just assumes he doesn't feel the same after all. when in reality frenchie just didn't get a single word he said and is still completely oblivious 😭

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 22h

what a slut🥀

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 22h

imagine izzy singing la vie en rose just for him, but not getting any sign back from frenchie so he just assumes he doesn't feel the same after all. when in reality frenchie just didn't get a single word he said and is still completely oblivious 😭

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gin. @ginnedfish.bsky.social · 1d

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like it)

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 1d

Jack the Whipper

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 1d

it's giving "why do they call you spanish jackie?" 😭

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 1d

izzy defaulting to speaking french around frenchie but he's like '???' so he asks
"are you not french?"
"...no?"
"then why do they call you frenchie?"
"no idea man"

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Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring @bbslezearring.bsky.social · 1d

Ed in need of his emotional support Izzy's tit, so he has to go seek out Izzy to hold his titty for a while

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Sera Spookynights @seraphknights.bsky.social · 1d

edizzy is true love but in a way that's very unfortunate. stizzy is true love but like loony tunes

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Florence Sherman ❤️ @florencesherman.bsky.social · 5d

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 4d

gayarsonist

I need to get laid (1)
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(1) gently, in the cold, dark earth

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heohl @heohl.bsky.social · 5d

I'm sorry but my heart sometimes needs ✨ANGST✨ So... GOOD OMENS × ROMEO & JULIET is back😭💔

#RomeoandJuliet #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanart #GoodOmensAU #IneffableHusbands #IneffableHusbandsFanart #GoodOmensComic #heohlart #Aziraphale #Crowley #GoodOmensAngst #GoodOmensShakespeare

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 7d

learnt something new about sam bellamy and blackbeard today! (the same book defined stede and bb as "frenemies" lol)

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 8d

what i took a pic of vs
what i 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 took a pic of
(i see him everywhere)

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MegaDucko (Martina) @megaducko.bsky.social · 10d

𝑾𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈
𝑾𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈
𝑳𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝒂𝒊𝒓, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆
𝑾𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒑, 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒂.

#OFMDfanart
#izzyhands
#edteach
#stedebonnet
#steddyhands

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Finn + Dogboy Izzy Hands @trashdog13.bsky.social · 9d

Maybe I will get my PHD just so I can be a professor at a university that cancles class on a whim and gives out homework thats just 'send a picture of a cool bug' and then doesnt grade anything until midterms

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rhiannon … ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ @harlowe.off.camera · 10d

need someone to stab me with a sword but like questionably romantically

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Sera Spookynights @seraphknights.bsky.social · 10d

"izzy shouldn't be singing during ed and stede's first time it ruins it" you fool. that's how they're staying hard.

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Del @blackdelphinium.bsky.social · 10d

Change the pronouns, and this is Olu with any other member of Garlic Soup.

Screenshot of a post-
"OMG so I hooked up with a guy last night who has abs and I was like 'fuck you have actual abs' and you know what he said to me? 'So do you, they're just under here' and he stroked my tummy admiringly and told me I was a big gorgeous boy.

Reader, I felt gorgeous. "

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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 10d

edizzy who work together so seamlessly as artists creating the most expressive and gut wrenching stuff together all while never once speaking about their emotions to each other

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 11d

this was the first time i noticed the scar on her neck, im such a fake fan omg

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hesikia @hesikia.bsky.social · 11d

seeing pictures of young con makes me so emotional, i love my wittle pocket-sized old man

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