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Dani - Comms CLOSED @angusburgers.bsky.social · Jul 28

Brooklyn, 1980. A kind young man from Japan offers Mario to adapt his life's story into video games. The old man's only request is that his wife gets to be a Princess, as she should be.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 1d

Get ready with me! *45 minutes of total darkness as I operate in cat mode*

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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 2d

SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.

Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:

* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled

* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages

Marc Lobliner post on X: "Why the hell are we giving food stamps to 40 million people?

Does anyone work anymore?"

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · Jun 26

hello I cannot come to work today I am busy thinking about sad ghost pigeons slowly sinking down through the statues they loved to sit on in life

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 3d

Goulash is such a sick soup to make because there's only 8 ingredients and 9 of them are paprika

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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 4d

i love halo so much and i also have to be honest that a remake of combat evolved is on its face one of the most blatantly uninteresting ideas you could possibly put in front of me

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 4d

Does it look good? Sure. But you've remade this game twice now. The IP is dead, unfortch.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 5d

Halo: Campaign Evolved announced, coming 2026 for Xbox Series/PC/Steam/PS5 in 2026 www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 5d

Honestly, forget football, I may get back into baseball, who knows

Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 6d

9-inning MLB games lasting less than 2½ hours:

2005: 23%
2006: 20%
2007: 16%
2008: 16%
2009: 16%
2010: 17%
2011: 15%
2012: 10%
2013: 8%
2014: 6%
2015: 10%
2016: 6%
2017: 4%
2018: 7%
2019: 5%
2020: 3%
2021: 2%
2022: 4%
2023: 30% ⏰
2024: 39% ⏰
2025: 34% ⏰

Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 5d

One of the best powers to gain, I'll say it

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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 6d

you ok bro? there were some pretty old clips in the Previously On - like they were reminding us of a conflict we thought had been resolved that's about to resurface, possibly with a fiendish new twist

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 6d

they. keep. asking. for. copy. about. dice

Dice (singular Die for reasons we will not explain) come in the familiar cube shape that fans of boxes and brunoise vegetable preparation will already know and love. Each side of this cube is adorned with a number between one and six, and they’re all there folks - no skipping the “boring” numbers like three, or the much-reviled two. Warts and all, every single digit between one and six inclusive can be found on these easy-to-carry objects that will fit right in your glove compartment, pocket or nose.

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 7d

It's bowties. Bowties are bad. They're fun looking but they actually are the worst, it's physics.

actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 7d

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

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Lo @midnighterbae.bsky.social · 8d

Die is back and better than ever! It’s good to spend more time with Ash in @kierongillen.bsky.social and @stephaniehans.bsky.social’s magical world.

graphicpolicy.com/2025/10/20/e...

Early Review: Die Loaded #1 is both a blessed and cursed (In an in-universe kind of way) return to this world - Graphic Policy

Die Loaded #1 is both a blessing and curse (In an in-universe kind of way) return to this world. Die Loaded #1 is on sale November 12, 2025.

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 9d

Oh no, it's missing my dog o clock

In a dog kennel, with a cushioned bed and blanket lays a wheaten terrier upside down

A wheaten terrier runs on the beach with the ocean in the background and a man holding the leash. Her ears are floppy

A wheaten terrier in a teal harness rests her head on a man's chest while looking up at him. The man has glasses and shirt brown hair

A wheaten terrier sits on a couch, and has a biiiiiiiiiig yawn. There is a red and gray quilt behind her.

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 9d

Need to change this to C'Ra'B dying now 😞 (jkjk)

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 10d

Also, apparently this has been talked about at length which we found out after we watched it, but Tim Robinson is a dead wringer for George c Scott in it.

Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 10d

Was rewatching Dr. Strangelove last night and like... It's over 60 years old but the humor and themes are as timely as ever lol. If it was remade today, you wouldn't need to update anything about it. Incredible. A masterpiece. Every scene is funny.

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 10d

If I only write Daredevil for a panel in my marvel career, I'm going to WRITE DAREDEVIL FOR A PANEL.

Daniel 🤘🏼 @danierusan.bsky.social · 10d

@kierongillen.bsky.social hitting notes
#DD

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 11d

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 11d

Lmfao I won first place at the state fair what is happening here

Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 11d

Entering one of my state fair's cooking competitions when I probably have no right entering any kind of cooking competition lol.

But hey, we have fun here, folks

Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 11d

Having to write down a recipe for other people to follow <<<<

Brother, I barely know how to write down a recipe for *me* to follow

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 11d

Taking shots of vodka while cooking to "understand the flavor profile that I'm trying to achieve"

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 11d

Entering one of my state fair's cooking competitions when I probably have no right entering any kind of cooking competition lol.

But hey, we have fun here, folks

Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 11d

Having to write down a recipe for other people to follow <<<<

Brother, I barely know how to write down a recipe for *me* to follow

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Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 11d

Someone tell me why I'm hand stuffing blue cheese olives right now instead of just buying already stuffed ones!!

Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 11d

Having to write down a recipe for other people to follow <<<<

Brother, I barely know how to write down a recipe for *me* to follow

Matt @heroneman.bsky.social · 12d

Peacemaker season2 episode 8 just exists I think for James Gunn to write a jukebox musical