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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 1d

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 1d

Collywobbles [KOL-ee-wah-buls]
(n.)
-Stomach pain or queasiness associated with looseness of the bowels.

Used in a sentence:
“Half the parish came down with spumiferous collywobbles after sampling Aunt Gertrude’s gelatinous aspic tart — it was likely the anchovies that had gone a trifle off.”

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Chaos Cherub @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 17h

"Marry me chicken" "marry me pasta" "Marry me shrimp"

I'm bout to make some hoein & goin tacos. Switch it up.

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 16h

BREAKING: The top federal prosecutor in Maryland has reportedly notified Pam Bondi that she sees no basis for Indicting Adam Schiff on mortgage fraud.

Who wants to bet that the prosecutor will be fired within days, and a new prosecutor will seek to indict Schiff regardless?

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arti @artifyber.xyz · 1d

DAY 662 - Headache

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 16h

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 20h

yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table

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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 1d

Early Warning Sign. www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

Upper caption: "I feel like this company doesn't really care about its employees anymore."
[pic of grizzly bear tossing distressed chickens into the air]
Lower caption: "Things started going downhill when they replaced the entire Human Resources team with one angry grizzly bear."

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15h

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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 14h

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@DemocracyHere @democracyhere.bsky.social · 14h

😡😡😡

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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 14h

The Trump administration finalized a plan to open the coastal plain of Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil and gas drilling.

Trump administration finalizes plan to open pristine Alaska wildlife refuge to oil and gas drilling

The Trump administration has finalized a plan to open the coastal plain of Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil and gas drilling, renewing long-simmering debate over whether to drill in one of the nation’s most sensitive wilderness areas.

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Karen Knight @karenknight1.bsky.social · 14h

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Lucky Adams (aka JDAdams Author) @luckyadams.bsky.social · 2d

Is that a promise Elmo?

JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 3d

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Lacie 💖 @cooks4luv.bsky.social · 2d

I like that idea. They could hare off to Vegas. Hit the drive through Elvis chapel. Come back and do some smirking of their own 😅

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OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke @0brooke0taylor.bsky.social · 2d

Oh Electra, not talking to someone for a day is not no contact #OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke

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Lacie 💖 @cooks4luv.bsky.social · 2d

This impending paternity test is irrelevant.
This story is a dumpster fire inside a bigger dumpster that is also on fire.
#ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke

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Linda (👻) @here4thecats.bsky.social · 2d

Will should tell Delulu that he and Bambi are married, that will wipe the smirk of her face
#ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke

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🦄Miss Natski🦄 @missnatski.bsky.social · 2d

Tell Steffy that Luna is still alive the same way you've told her Shelia is still alive. The reaction will still be the same #ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke

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OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke @0brooke0taylor.bsky.social · 2d

I’m starting to miss “why did I drink on new years” #OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke

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OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke @0brooke0taylor.bsky.social · 2d

HEY IVY, CALL THE POLICE #OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke

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Linda (👻) @here4thecats.bsky.social · 2d

No one deserves to be struggling with this, yet here we are
#ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke

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Linda (👻) @here4thecats.bsky.social · 2d

This show couldnt be more repetitive if it tried. Ivy and Bambi have been having this convo for weeks. Delulu has been telling everyone that she'll be a good girl now for weeks.
Do something new!
#ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke

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JL_Whitaker 🌹 @jlwhitaker.bsky.social · 4d

#OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke
Finn tells truth. Prison cell.
You're lucky you're not dead I guess. Prison will be the same.

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Lacie 💖 @cooks4luv.bsky.social · 4d

Will apologizing for being victimized is abhorrent.
#ohbrookeohtaylorohbrooke
#BoldandBeautiful

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