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cold and timid soul who knows neither victory nor defeat 🎾🇳🇿
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Alejandro Davidovich Fokina will play for an ATP World Tour title tomorrow.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong????
blargh. it's the hope that kills you
ffs I turn on the Muchova match and she gets injured 2 points later. Starting a gofundme to replace her bones with adamantium
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Blazing Hot Sun

Lulu Sun is on fire, y'all.

The 24yo, who has taken out the top seed in her last 4 tournaments, powers into the semifinals in Guangzhou with a come-from-behind win over Caty McNally, 3-6, 6-3, 6-4.

Sun now faces Claire Liu or Ella Seidel for a spot in the final.
Ugoating
🎾Basel 2025🎾
Ugo Humbert has won 4 of his last 5 ATP main draw matches against top seeds (4-1 since the start of 2022): against Hubert Hurkacz at Marseille 2024, Daniil Medvedev at Dubai 2024, Holger Rune at Stockholm 2025 (by retirement), and Taylor Fritz at Basel 2025
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Now holds the open era record for most wins over David Goffin in a three-day period
When the tennis tours have transformed into a series of fast 4 pickleball tournaments played entirely in Saudi Arabia, Barry Clarke will still be there churning out fake news about them
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Kostyuk is about 5 minutes away from trans-vestigating Sabalenka and Swiatek. Disgusting and dim-witted.

And while we're at it, (what's left of) Sports Illustrated sucks for this headline.

www.si.com/onsi/serve/n...
Kostyuk Questions Sabalenka and Swiatek's Testosterone Advantage
Marta Kostyuk speculated on Aryna Sabalenka and Iga Swiatek's testosterone levels.
www.si.com
I love that they called a random 250 in Belgium the "European Open"
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Valentin Vacherot completes the ultimate underdog story in Shanghai

• 1st ATP Tour and Masters 1000 Title
• Lowest Ranked Masters 1000 Champion in History
• From #204 to #40 in Rankings
• 3rd Qualifier to Win Masters 1000 Title
• Came From Set Down 6 Times in 9 Matches

📸 Andy Wong/AP
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Vacherot and Rinderknech aren't only literal cousins.

Vacherot is a French name that means "person who takes care of cows".

Rinderknech is a German name that means "person who takes care of cattle."

Cowboy final in Shanghai.
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When 99% of the time the answer we hear is effectively "I just focus on myself" -- I cannot even begin to articulate how refreshing and awesome this Jessica Pegula answer is:
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Solid match by Gauff, def. Paolini 6-4 6-3 and reaches the final at #WuhanOpen

Shaky start on the forehand side by Coco but it seems that Paolini played it too much, and put it into form, and didn't have a plan B once Coco got going.
Eleven service breaks in a row in Gauff-Paolini before Coco finally breaks Jasmine's return
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Venus Williams and Grigor Dimitrov for Lacoste.
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Loved this from "36-year-old youngster" Zhang Shuai yesterday (through translation).

Ranked 142 in the world and into the Wuhan tournament as a wildcard, she beat Navarro in 3, Cirstea in 3 and is now on court against Coco Gauff.
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Deja Wu...han

For the 2nd year in a row, Zhang Shuai plays a key role in denying Emma Navarro a shot at the WTA Finals.

After taking down Navarro in Beijing last year, Zhang does it again in Wuhan, winning 6-2, 2-6, 6-3, to reach the 2nd round and eliminate Navarro from Riyadh.