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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 3h

if there are still such things as TVs when i die and if we're not all doing handpuppets in a post-nuclear wasteland i am going to just watch it on repeat until i snuff it

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 4h

i like how in andor they can occasionally swear

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 4h

i wish britain were a real place, everyone speaks in nursery rhymes and eats food from fairytales

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 4h

r.i.b. (Rest In Bakeoff)

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 5h

ummm yes hello it's spooky dick month

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 17h

the roman dodecahedra were for capturing pokemon

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 19h

this is a good one

colors.bsky.social @colors.bsky.social · 19h

#AD5199

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 1d

gender affirming sweater

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leeks @anonleeks.bsky.social · 1d

LOL: Looting of Louvre

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:

RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

THE MOST RECENT WORLD'S FAIR WAS IN 2025????

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

biscuit time

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

3d scanner that takes a perfect image of your tits, bra 3d printed out of TPU, print voronoi style for some really interesting marks

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

I need the flashy memory gun from Men In Black but only so I can experience washing certain TV shows again for the first time

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

my friends are experiencing andor s1 for the first time and i'm frankly jealous of them

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

my friends are experiencing andor s1 for the first time and i'm frankly jealous of them

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 2d

Toad!

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

if you order Chinese from separate towns then you can have Tso's in different area codes

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

i mean yeah but at least there's still pizza

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

FU MANCHU DID A COVER OF GODZILLA AND IT FUCKS SEVERELY, PREPARE TO BE STOMPPPPPED

youtu.be/Z1Najo_8Tvc?...

FU MANCHU - GODZILLA

YouTube video by Desert Rocka

youtu.be

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

awful that i can't look at an image like this and automatically tell if it's real or AI. if it were real i'd be a syrup hazard

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 2d

you are ready to be covered in tinfoil so you can gently rest on the counter

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, you're my roller-rink, jazz machine
And you cannot convince me you don't know everything, oh everything
And, yeah, I know you're leaving, the moon is calling you
I know it's never over, I'll see you again soon
Tonight when I look up at the moon

Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 3d

in other AI news the biggest doom source code repository has had an internal schism bc the creator decided to use AI lol

www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/gz...

'GZDoom is basically dead' modders proclaim as contributors split from Doom's most popular sourceport, with tensions boiling over after its creator adds AI-generated code to the project

"The project is now completely bricked and everyone is abandoning ship."

www.pcgamer.com

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 3d

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Themlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 3d

as it should

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 3d

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings

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