Heather Woodward
@heatherwoodward.bsky.social
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Writer for Infinity Ward - Former Apex Legends, writer behind: SPARROW 🇮🇹 (+ Revenant Reborn - Altered Horizons - a million other in-game things) #GDC2025 Comedian, Actress, Singer and Planet of the Apes Enthusiast All opinions here are my own
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I now go by “Heather Infinity-Wood-Ward”

#infinityward #narrativewriter
(Should specify I’m not shocked they talk like this, it’s just infuriating to see it so brazen and all in one place)
Just when I thought I couldn’t be more horrified. We should never stop talking about this.

If - IF - there are any decent Republicans still out there, consider leaving your disgusting party because I don’t know how you fix root-rot like this.
Breaking: Text messages of Young Republican groups across the country have just been leaked.

They talk about putting Democrats in “gas chambers,” attacking “Jews,” calling Black people “watermelon people,” calling to “rape” their enemies, and bringing back slavery.
OMGOMGOMG the tag! The cat ear-Nessie! I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOUUUUU!!!!! 😭😭😭
Anyway, I love my new wall art.
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Lastly, it's set in the Simpson's living room bc I'm a die-hard fan and made everyone put up with my endless references. For example, I thought it was important that we establish what Duardo looked like without his trademark glasses and this is what I made:
Artemis is knocking down Xenia's picture bc of how confident the internet was that the new Legend would be Vantage's mom. I have no idea what the future holds for the characters but I can say that Sparrow was never Xenia. It was like the fans made their own Forge and it was wild to watch.
The card is bc I started the joke that Kill Code 4 took place on Octane's bday. He kept getting jerked around by his friends, disrespected by his (grand)dad, and then watched him get murdered. When we were working on that video I kept pitching that Octane screams, "THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER."
Revenant's eye is on the table bc I wrote Kill Code Part 2, the "Revenant Reborn" video seen through his loose eyeball. When I handed in a draft that flipped between different Rev POV's in different places, I was sure I would be told to change it and simplify. They let me be crazy and I love them.
I’m the lady on the couch! Obviously Sparrow is my bb, but even though I wrote for all the Legends, I wrote a ton of Mirage and Pathfinder. What can I say, I love funny boys.
My wonderful former Narrative team at Apex Legends had this commissioned for me by the incredible @vinegarandsoda.bsky.social , one of my favorite comic artist's we've worked with. My heart is exploding. 🧵Here's an explanation of what's in the pic: 🧵

#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
An illustration of Heather Woodward sitting with Sparrow, Mirage and Pathfinder from Apex Legends in the Simpson’s living room. The side table holds a Revenant’s eye and a birthday card for Octane. Artemis pulls a framed photo of Xenia Contreras off the wall. Illustrated by VinegarandSoda.
They’re just the covers (but I’m likely going to buy that addition anyway 😅)
It’s about time we as much money as it takes to put a person on the moon into games. MORE MONEY! MORE AAAAAAAAS!
I liked it a lot! It’s super fun, super smart and everyone is very good in it. It was maybe a touch overhyped for me, I’m not quite as bananas over it as some people but definitely recommend it.
Right?! I have too much makeup but I’m still considering it
Got caught looking way cooler at work than I ever have looked in person
First spooky nails of the season and yes they glow 👻
Omg I don’t know why I’m so late to this but thank you for tagging me—I LOVE THIS😻
Okay you know what
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
This is about as specific and correct the algorithm could possibly be about me

#korn
The antagonists in “One Battle After Another” are white supremacy and Sean Penn’s arm veins
Reposted by Heather Woodward
I’ll say it again: Pete Hegseth looks like whatever Hoobastank means
The entire US military and top commanders just got a jaw-dropping dose of “This meeting could’ve been an email”.