artemis
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that was then, this is now!!
okay, when we get to this guy's place, del can grab the feet, lalo can grab the hands, and we'll stuff him in the trunk and . . .
oh my crukking god, are you two drinking?! del! i thought you were READING.
oh my crukking god, are you two drinking?! del! i thought you were READING.
yeah man here you go, should still be cold.
yo, can i get one of them beers?
im so hard
that's MY job. shut up.
( an incredibly loud, drawn-out honk. ) HEY ASSHOLE, WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO CRUKKING DRIVE? THE APOTHECARY? UGH, GO FLORBLESNAPTOR A SNAKJONK! I'VE GOT RIGHT OF WAY HERE, SMEGMAFACE! ( giving him the 'snow shovel' gesture, famously crude in this portion of the galaxy. )
( an incredibly loud, drawn-out honk. ) HEY ASSHOLE, WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO CRUKKING DRIVE? THE APOTHECARY? UGH, GO FLORBLESNAPTOR A SNAKJONK! I'VE GOT RIGHT OF WAY HERE, SMEGMAFACE! ( giving him the 'snow shovel' gesture, famously crude in this portion of the galaxy. )
HEY CRUK YOU DICKWAD!!!
oh yeah haha that one really spoke to me about the uh struggles of uh... yeah all of it. all of it.
aw haha no!
i can't get enough of... parenting for dummies.
i can't get enough of... parenting for dummies.
aw, are you *really*? aw, *del* . . . and i thought you were just up to something!
too busy reading all these really cool parenting books?
why not?
i uh don't want to.
elaborate on that.
the floor is cold when she wakes. what the cruk was that? did she just micro nap? did she just astral project to another plane of existence? even as those questions formed she could feel her grasp on the dream slipping, the details melting away too fast. art was there. and so was...
@delasi.bsky.social you're quiet today.
my wriggly little guys.
your *guys*?
( wiggling her fingers. )
my guys.
( making a circle with her other hand. )
your egg.
my guys.
( making a circle with her other hand. )
your egg.
'born fruit'? elaborate on that.
𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓭.
oh, i *shivered*. i've got goosebumps. see? feel those.
𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.
knocked up is such a . . . crass term.
... ... ... Sorry?
woah, woah, woah. i didn't say *you* could say that.
Yeah, that doesn't prove anything, it's only math!
it's only math.
( looking smug. )
see? knows everything.
see? knows everything.
hmmm. wellll, using that chocolate pizza slice in your hand for comparison . . . i'd say . . .
1143.8941 gsm².
1143.8941 gsm².