Hayden Black
@haydenb.bsky.social
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2 x Webby & Emmy winning writer/Hulu showrunner/YouTube Originals Writer "One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian My COMEDY PODCAST Erotica Verbatim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erotica-verbatim/id1714501451
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“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington

“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump

“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
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thedailybeast.bsky.social
Vice President JD Vance downplayed the severity of racist texts leaked from a Young Republican group chat, dismissing the criticism as "pearl clutching" and attempting to draw attention to a Democrat texting scandal instead.
JD Vance Hits Out at ‘Pearl Clutching‘ Over Racist GOP Group Chat
The vice president defended the “college group chat” in a post made to X.
trib.al
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holdingfast.bsky.social
What? I don't. What?
haydenb.bsky.social
There’s no invites; people are expected to storm it.
haydenb.bsky.social
There’s no invites; people are expected to storm it.
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haydenb.bsky.social
Cheryl Hines doesn’t realize her husband is the biggest prick of them all.
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haydenb.bsky.social
Leaders of Young Republican groups have had their chats leaked. They referred to Black people as monkeys, mused about putting opponents in gas chambers, talked about raping their enemies/driving them to suicide and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

Our future leaders. How MAGA.
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
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klasfeldreports.com
Extraordinary NYT story:

Trump’s DOJ pressured out another US Attorney in WESTERN Virginia for finding that a grand jury probe his bosses demanded was unwarranted.

They wanted a case discrediting the Russia probe — evidence be damned. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
U.S. Attorney Was Forced Out After Clashes Over How to Handle Russia Inquiry
www.nytimes.com
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Remember how MAGA told us Javier Milei would fix Argentina's economy with his right-wing policies?

And now we are bailing out Argentina with billions.

Remember how MAGA told us Donald Trump would save US farmers with his right-wing policies?

And now we are bailing them out with billions also.
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rhetttougeaux.bsky.social
Wait. So she's saying every time Babby opens his garbage disposal of a mouth, she doesn't detect the plague of gnats in each exhale?
haydenb.bsky.social
Cheryl Hines doesn’t realize her husband is the biggest prick of them all.
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grayjester.bsky.social
I’d act surprised but like- we all kinda knew this.
haydenb.bsky.social
Leaders of Young Republican groups have had their chats leaked. They referred to Black people as monkeys, mused about putting opponents in gas chambers, talked about raping their enemies/driving them to suicide and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

Our future leaders. How MAGA.
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
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holdingfast.bsky.social
Cheryl Hines, you are a moron beeecause ...
haydenb.bsky.social
Cheryl Hines doesn’t realize her husband is the biggest prick of them all.
haydenb.bsky.social
Leaders of Young Republican groups have had their chats leaked. They referred to Black people as monkeys, mused about putting opponents in gas chambers, talked about raping their enemies/driving them to suicide and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

Our future leaders. How MAGA.
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
haydenb.bsky.social
Cheryl Hines doesn’t realize her husband is the biggest prick of them all.
haydenb.bsky.social
America is going broke, J.P. Morgan Asset Management’s chief global strategist, David Kelly, wrote in a note this week, but no one is panicking yet because the government is going broke slowly.

The kind of thing that happens, I suppose, when you're not woke to your surroundings.
America is ‘going broke slowly’ says J.P. Morgan, as national debt balloons and tariff revenue looks shaky | Fortune
Even with Trump’s tariffs and Musk’s spending cuts, J.P. Morgan’s David Kelly warns, America is “going broke.”
fortune.com
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haydenb.bsky.social
AI Slop pretty much sums it up.
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AI Slop pretty much sums it up.
haydenb.bsky.social
Because he knows he’s next.
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melissjpeltier.bsky.social
This cannot stand.
cajunblue.bsky.social
🚨After being tased and beaten by ICE, a man dies in a Chicago hospital. Date and location in following post. These are the horrors of 2025 and we cannot look away. 1/2
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atrupar.com
TUR: Have you met with Mike Johnson?

JEFFRIES: No

TUR: Why not?

JEFFRIES: Donald Trump has not given him permission to meet, Katy and we know that until Donald Trump gives them permission to meet, they're going to continue to hide.
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haydenb.bsky.social
If you believe in all these things but are also aware that red states are already fcking over Democrat voters with fascistic impunity so we have no other choice in the matter, vote YES on 50.
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Trump’s attention span is so short, “everlasting peace” is a week.
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
I think the only thing Chief Justice John Roberts and I both enjoy is a gay dinner party on Martha's Vineyard. Glory!
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krisd-1950.bsky.social
gross
haydenb.bsky.social
Young Groo’s got a job!!
gtconway.bsky.social
blah blah Hunter Biden blah blah Burisma yada yada